Other Sports Gladiator 2018 - Round 2, Match 15 - rockymtnchief versus Why Not?

**Rain Man** · 08-15-2018, 11:40 AM

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - The summit of Mount Everest, with no supplemental oxygen
Starting Distance - 12 feet

rockymtnchief

Main Weapon - Battle Axe
Backup Weapon - Small Ball Peen Hammer

Prep Time - 6 Minutes
Special Factors - Former Denver Bronco Tom Nalen will dive at the side of your knee if it looks like you're about to make a kill shot, and he'll then run off.

Why Not?

Main Weapon - Indian razorwhip (Urumi)
Backup Weapon - Bo Staff

Prep Time - 7 Minutes
Special Factors - None

TLO · 08-15-2018, 12:37 PM

Tom Nalen could be the deciding factor here.

MIAdragon · 08-15-2018, 12:41 PM

Can they both succumb with out inflicting any damage? And if so, who wins?

Sofa King · 08-15-2018, 01:02 PM

I’ll wait for the arguments. That whip has to be a pain in the ass to use.

Why Not? · 08-15-2018, 01:07 PM

Swinging a battle axe at the top of Mt. Everest? No way anyone has the lung capacity to do that. Plus I have a battering Ram in Tom Nalen, who we know is a dirty SOB and who will probably push him off the mountain anyway. Me in a laugher

Hydrae · 08-15-2018, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Sofa King

I’ll wait for the arguments. That whip has to be a pain in the ass to use.

I agree, need to hear from the contestants on this one.

That whip may be a pain but swinging a battle axe on an unstable base (snow and ice) would be hard to do and keep your balance.

Why Not? · 08-15-2018, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Hydrae

I agree, need to hear from the contestants on this one.

That whip may be a pain but swinging a battle axe on an unstable base (snow and ice) would be hard to do and keep your balance.

See post 5

**kysirsoze** · 08-15-2018, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Sofa King

I’ll wait for the arguments. That whip has to be a pain in the ass to use.

I'd drop the whip and use the staff to push him off the mountain as he stumbles trying to swing the axe. Tom Nalen can probably sit this one out, the son of a bitch.

Feel free to leave him up there with rockymtnchief's corpse.

Shoes · 08-15-2018, 02:18 PM

Someone embed this Urumi video for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMAsCuDFSUI

**Bwana** · 08-15-2018, 03:44 PM

I have never met Why Not?, but I know rockymtnchief well and he's a shout boy who is in shape. Half of what he does is hump it up and down mountains for work. He's not going to have any trouble swinging the battle axe.

**rockymtnchief** · 08-15-2018, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

I have never met Why Not?, but I know rockymtnchief well and he's a shout boy who is in shape. Half of what he does is hump it up and down mountains for work. He's not going to have any trouble swinging the battle axe.

Thanks, brother!

I have had to work at over 14,000' before and had little trouble. If Why Not is a flatlander, I got him...right after I cut the head off the donkey. (Nalen)

I've seen my Georgia friends get light headed just walking at 11,000'. Altitude is a bitch.

MarkDavis'Haircut · 08-15-2018, 06:26 PM

Medieval weapon for the win.

Why Not? · 08-15-2018, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana

I have never met Why Not?, but I know rockymtnchief well and he's a shout boy who is in shape. Half of what he does is hump it up and down mountains for work. He's not going to have any trouble swinging the battle axe.

I'm a CP member so I'm yoked as ****. You can ask my model wife and girlfriend after they both get done pulling my 15 inch dick out of their mouths.

Sofa King · 08-15-2018, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana

I have never met Why Not?, but I know rockymtnchief well and he's a shout boy who is in shape. Half of what he does is hump it up and down mountains for work. He's not going to have any trouble swinging the battle axe.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockymtnchief

Thanks, brother!

I have had to work at over 14,000' before and had little trouble. If Why Not is a flatlander, I got him...right after I cut the head off the donkey. (Nalen)

I've seen my Georgia friends get light headed just walking at 11,000'. Altitude is a bitch.

This argument is winning so far.

**Rain Man** · 08-15-2018, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sofa King

This argument is winning so far.

rockymtnchief won my vote when he said that he would attack Tom Nalen first.

08-15-2018, 11:40 AM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2928491 VARSITY	Gladiator 2018 - Round 2, Match 15 - rockymtnchief versus Why Not? Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise. Venue - The summit of Mount Everest, with no supplemental oxygen Starting Distance - 12 feet rockymtnchief Main Weapon - Battle Axe Backup Weapon - Small Ball Peen Hammer Prep Time - 6 Minutes Special Factors - Former Denver Bronco Tom Nalen will dive at the side of your knee if it looks like you're about to make a kill shot, and he'll then run off. Why Not? Main Weapon - Indian razorwhip (Urumi) Backup Weapon - Bo Staff Prep Time - 7 Minutes Special Factors - None
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08-15-2018, 12:37 PM	#2
TLO Life is changing.. Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: NW Missouri Casino cash: $1524900	Tom Nalen could be the deciding factor here.
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08-15-2018, 12:41 PM	#3
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08-15-2018, 01:02 PM	#4
Sofa King Hello Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Dakota Casino cash: $692096 VARSITY	I’ll wait for the arguments. That whip has to be a pain in the ass to use.
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08-15-2018, 01:07 PM	#5
Why Not? In Search of a Life Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Kansas Casino cash: $2768994	Swinging a battle axe at the top of Mt. Everest? No way anyone has the lung capacity to do that. Plus I have a battering Ram in Tom Nalen, who we know is a dirty SOB and who will probably push him off the mountain anyway. Me in a laugher Last edited by Why Not?; 08-15-2018 at 01:12 PM..
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View Poll Results: Who wins?
rockymtnchief	12	46.15%
Why Not?	14	53.85%
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08-15-2018, 02:18 PM	#9
Shoes Veteran Join Date: Feb 2018 Casino cash: $4479690	Someone embed this Urumi video for me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMAsCuDFSUI
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08-15-2018, 03:44 PM	#10
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2139163647	I have never met Why Not?, but I know rockymtnchief well and he's a shout boy who is in shape. Half of what he does is hump it up and down mountains for work. He's not going to have any trouble swinging the battle axe. __________________ Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you.
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08-15-2018, 06:26 PM	#12
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