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06-25-2015, 07:55 PM | #2 |
I'll be back.
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06-25-2015, 07:58 PM | #3 |
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First off, I delete the numbers to the 38 & 47 year old. I then proceed to bang the 19 & 23 year old non-stop until they get sick of my nonsense all the while leveraging these hookups in my back pocket while I go out and try and find upgrades to said hookups with the knowledge that if I fail I have two fallback crutches that'll come over in the matter of 1 text when I'm drunk
tl;dr Congrats on the hot streak (what life is all about), don't **** it up ... Hot streaks are the best. Women come and go in droves |
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06-25-2015, 08:00 PM | #4 |
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They into watersports?
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06-25-2015, 08:00 PM | #5 |
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Couldn't help it. Sorry man.
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06-25-2015, 08:00 PM | #6 |
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...And if you're dumb enough to want a girlfriend, either pick the hot one, or if they're both with a number of one another (like one is a 6 and the other is a 7), pick the one who will go to a bar with you, get wasted, and not be embarrassed when you yell profanities at Ned Yost in public for questionable bullpen management
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06-25-2015, 08:01 PM | #7 |
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06-25-2015, 08:01 PM | #8 |
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If any of them have $.... That's your answer.
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06-25-2015, 08:02 PM | #9 |
Fight, build, win!
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06-25-2015, 08:04 PM | #11 |
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06-25-2015, 08:04 PM | #12 |
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Marry all 4 of them, duh.
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06-25-2015, 08:05 PM | #13 |
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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