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Rabbi Goldmann
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Santa Claus is cumming to town
Jackson County authorities arrest registered sex offender working as Santa Claus |
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12-19-2014, 03:50 PM | #2 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
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JFC. Nut hook this guy, STAT!
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12-19-2014, 03:51 PM | #3 |
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Mah kid sat on his lap!!1
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12-19-2014, 03:55 PM | #4 |
Life is changing..
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That shit pisses me off.
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12-19-2014, 03:55 PM | #5 |
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he knows when you've been sleeping, he knows when you're awake.
he knows when you've been bad or good, so get up here in and wiggle on my lap for goodness sake..
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12-19-2014, 03:57 PM | #6 |
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East Hills Mall in St. Joseph had an asian Santa one year. His breath smelled terrible. He really ruined the Coca-Cola Santa image I'd been privy to all my life.
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12-19-2014, 03:58 PM | #7 |
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I just had a conversation with my wife last week about how I don't really want our little boys around men unsupervised unless we know them, and she thought that was silly. I showed her this story in the paper. "You can't even trust Santa"
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12-19-2014, 03:58 PM | #8 |
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the sign that read Santa Kraws should've been your first queue.
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12-19-2014, 04:03 PM | #9 |
Rabbi Goldmann
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What gave it away was the fact his pants were wet, and no kid had sat on his lap yet.
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12-19-2014, 04:05 PM | #10 |
Chiefs
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12-19-2014, 04:05 PM | #11 |
Inmem 2.0
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Why are homosexual threads and Prison Bitch always linked together?
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12-19-2014, 04:14 PM | #12 |
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12-19-2014, 05:31 PM | #13 |
Rabbi Goldmann
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12-19-2014, 05:37 PM | #14 |
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Ho ho Qo
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