Science Who would win the following fight?

**Rain Man** · 01-25-2016, 07:37 PM

This is a new fight thread to consider. The rules are as follows:

1. No weapons.
2. The fight takes place on a regulation-size basketball court.
3. A fighter is out if they give up or lose consciousness.

There are no other rules.

On Team A, we have:

A Roman legionnaire, circa 50 A.D.
American Patriot Paul Revere, circa 1776
Bill Nye the Science Guy
Current sumo superstar Hakuho
Eight typical boy scouts evenly spaced from ages 8 through 11
Former President Ulysses S. Grant, circa 1863
Supermodel Heidi Klum
Two typical Israeli fighter jet pilots
Washington Redskins quarterback Kirk Cousins

On Team B, we have:

A Neanderthal, circa 50,000 B.C.
A typical female Japanese exchange student to the U.S.
A typical Green Beret non-commissioned officer
Actor Tom Hanks
Aviator Charles Lindbergh, circa 1928
Former Oakland Athletic Jose Canseco, circa 1991
Kim Jong Un
Singer Taylor Swift
The Beatles, circa 1964
Writer Ernest Hemingway

JoeyChuckles · 01-25-2016, 07:43 PM

I'm going to go with team B only because the Japanese exchange student is here in the US, where I assume she has had time to learn our violent ways.

Toby Waller · 01-25-2016, 08:04 PM

team .A. obviously.

you just did this to see who would actually read the lists.
Team B doesnt have enough fighters and neanderthal guy might start taking out his own team

eDave · 01-25-2016, 08:05 PM

The off-season is off to a roaring start.

**SAUTO** · 01-25-2016, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smellypitts

team .A. obviously.

you just did this to see who would actually read the lists.
Team B doesnt have enough fighters and neanderthal guy might start taking out his own team

We actually agree. I'm gonna go kill myself now

**Rain Man** · 01-25-2016, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smellypitts

team .A. obviously.

you just did this to see who would actually read the lists.
Team B doesnt have enough fighters and neanderthal guy might start taking out his own team

Team A has volume, but Team B is deeper. Don't underestimate four boys from working-class Liverpool, and I bet a Neanderthal would be really hard to take down.

vailpass · 01-25-2016, 08:11 PM

Need to know why they're fighting, what they stand to lose/gain...

Coochie liquor · 01-25-2016, 08:11 PM

Team B. The Neanderthal, the Beatles, Kim Jong Un, Tom Hanks, and Taylor Swift. There's no way the media let's this super team lose. I see them putting Ed Hoculi in there to make sure they get the result they want.

Rasputin · 01-25-2016, 08:13 PM

Team A with boy scouts they can survive a Zombie Apocalypse.

Rasputin · 01-25-2016, 08:14 PM

Would the fight be narrated by Morgan Freeman? If so Morgan Freeman would decide the winner by his narrating because Morgan Freeman.

WhawhaWhat · 01-25-2016, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

Would the fight be narrated by Morgan Freeman? If so Morgan Freeman would decide the winner by his narrating because Morgan Freeman.

This sounds like a Jim Ross kind of throwdown. A real slobberknocker.

Toby Waller · 01-25-2016, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Team A has volume, but Team B is deeper. Don't underestimate four boys from working-class Liverpool, and I bet a Neanderthal would be really hard to take down.

he doesnt even know what a team is or who is on his side

**Rain Man** · 01-25-2016, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smellypitts

he doesnt even know what a team is or who is on his side

You may assume that he and his tribe have roasted baboon meat over an open fire together, cementing their identity as a unit. Neanderthals had families, too.

I mean, I think they did.

vailpass · 01-25-2016, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smellypitts

he doesnt even know what a team is or who is on his side

He'd drag Heidi Klum off by her hair and rut away tjus eliminating an opponent. She'd think it was a regular date night...

Hydrae · 01-25-2016, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Team A has volume, but Team B is deeper. Don't underestimate four boys from working-class Liverpool, and I bet a Neanderthal would be really hard to take down.

I think the star of team B is the NCO Green Beret. Him matched up against U.S. Grant would be classic! Winner takes the overall match.

View Poll Results: Who will win the fight?
Team A	28	57.14%
Team B	14	28.57%
I need to know why they're fighting.	7	14.29%
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01-25-2016, 07:37 PM
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01-25-2016, 07:43 PM	#2
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01-25-2016, 08:04 PM	#3
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