Chiefs Dorsey probably wishes he could do this to Alex

**RealSNR** · 12-07-2014, 11:15 PM

(Alex Smith walks across the practice field to where Dorsey is standing with Reid and Clark)

ALEX: When do I get my money, Dorsey?

*Dorsey slaps him*

DORSEY: Aren't you a smart QB?! And an expert at pre-snap reads?! When are you coming over to get TDs for my WRs again? CAN'T YOU DO THAT?

ALEX: If you would have drafted more offensive linemen this never would have happened!

*Dorsey slaps him again*

REID: (in background) Dorsey...

ALEX: Ahk! You owe me, Alex Smith, $17 million dollars!

DORSEY: Ooooooohhh! *grabs Alex by the hair*

ALEX: ...for the contract we made! Ahk! (he yelps continuously in pain)

DORSEY: *drags Alex onto field* Don't even try it... *smears Alex's face with sod chunks* Splash around in here! (Alex sputters and coughs as Dorsey continues to slap him with mud) That's it... that's it that's it that's it

ALEX: AUGH!

DORSEY: I'm gonna let defenses bury you underground, Alex! OHHH! I'm going to let them bury you underground!

(Dorsey walks away, leaving Alex panting in the dirt)

Sassy Squatch · 12-07-2014, 11:21 PM

at the dude screaming.

Hoover · 12-07-2014, 11:23 PM

Alex Smith walks across the practice field to where Dorsey is standing with Reid and Clark)

ALEX: When do I get my money, Dorsey?

*that fat piece of shit McGlynn gets pushed back in to Alex's face.*

DORSEY: Sorry I drafted a backup OLB last year, didn't think you needed a WR or Oline help. Good thing you are Athletic.

*now Fulton is getting his shit kicked in*

ALEX: Maybe we should have went into the season with a little more talent at guard? Can we at least give Kush a try?

*Chiefs Planet chats that Fisher sucks*

DORSEY: Sorry Alex I'd like to get you some help, but the fans don't like it when I draft the big fatties, but I will get you a WR that you will never have time to throw to.

Jerm · 12-07-2014, 11:24 PM

Someone needs to do that to Dorsey for trading for him and giving him an extension....

**RealSNR** · 12-07-2014, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoover

Alex Smith walks across the practice field to where Dorsey is standing with Reid and Clark)

ALEX: When do I get my money, Dorsey?

*that fat piece of shit McGlynn gets pushed back in to Alex's face.*

DORSEY: Sorry I drafted a backup OLB last year, didn't think you needed a WR or Oline help. Good thing you are Athletic.

*now Fulton is getting his shit kicked in*

ALEX: Maybe we should have went into the season with a little more talent at guard? Can we at least give Kush a try?

*Chiefs Planet chats that Fisher sucks*

DORSEY: Sorry Alex I'd like to get you some help, but the fans don't like it when I draft the big fatties, but I will get you a WR that you will never have time to throw to.

Sorry, but that doesn't line up very well with that movie scene at all! The dialogue is like you just made a bunch of shit up. It's not even closely related.

ping2000 · 12-07-2014, 11:36 PM

More like "Alex, I signed you even though you are a horrible QB. You know what that means. Come over here and suck my cock now."

Iconic · 12-07-2014, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoover

Alex Smith walks across the practice field to where Dorsey is standing with Reid and Clark)

ALEX: When do I get my money, Dorsey?

*that fat piece of shit McGlynn gets pushed back in to Alex's face.*

DORSEY: Sorry I drafted a backup OLB last year, didn't think you needed a WR or Oline help. Good thing you are Athletic.

*now Fulton is getting his shit kicked in*

ALEX: Maybe we should have went into the season with a little more talent at guard? Can we at least give Kush a try?

*Chiefs Planet chats that Fisher sucks*

DORSEY: Sorry Alex I'd like to get you some help, but the fans don't like it when I draft the big fatties, but I will get you a WR that you will never have time to throw to.

This is the sort of post that can completely ruin a thread.

Pablo · 12-07-2014, 11:38 PM

Eli puts up as good of a fight as a Smith led two minute offense.

**Buehler445** · 12-07-2014, 11:39 PM

I watched that movie for the first time the other day. Daniel Day Lewis is amazing. But my god that movie is ****ed up. Not unlike the Chiefs season.

Hammock Parties · 12-07-2014, 11:40 PM

a lot of you homers should line up and start licking my balls clean

Iconic · 12-07-2014, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buehler445

I watched that movie for the first time the other day. Daniel Day Lewis is amazing. But my god that movie is ****ed up. Not unlike the Chiefs season.

Everything Paul Anderson makes is ****ing gold.

Discuss Thrower · 12-07-2014, 11:50 PM

**RealSNR** · 12-07-2014, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buehler445

I watched that movie for the first time the other day. Daniel Day Lewis is amazing. But my god that movie is ****ed up. Not unlike the Chiefs season.

There Will Be Blood is in my top 10 favorite movies. I prefer it way more over No Country For Old Men

**TimBone** · 12-07-2014, 11:57 PM

Lol....wonderful. only one minor change. Reid calls Dorsey "Dorse." If you would have went with that, it would have been perfection.

**RealSNR** · 12-07-2014, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone

Lol....wonderful. only one minor change. Reid calls Dorsey "Dorse." If you would have went with that, it would have been perfection.

YOU DON'T TELL ME HOW TO START MY OWN THREADS!

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Hoover Rufus Dawes Jr. Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $1238179	Alex Smith walks across the practice field to where Dorsey is standing with Reid and Clark) ALEX: When do I get my money, Dorsey? that fat piece of shit McGlynn gets pushed back in to Alex's face. DORSEY: Sorry I drafted a backup OLB last year, didn't think you needed a WR or Oline help. Good thing you are Athletic. now Fulton is getting his shit kicked in ALEX: Maybe we should have went into the season with a little more talent at guard? Can we at least give Kush a try? Chiefs Planet chats that Fisher sucks DORSEY: Sorry Alex I'd like to get you some help, but the fans don't like it when I draft the big fatties, but I will get you a WR that you will never have time to throw to.
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TimBone Mostly Ignored Join Date: Jul 2013 Casino cash: $8499985	Lol....wonderful. only one minor change. Reid calls Dorsey "Dorse." If you would have went with that, it would have been perfection.
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