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Lion Mauls Woman to Death as She has Sex with Lover
A lion killed a woman while she was having sex in the bush with her boyfriend, reports have emerged. He managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.
The woman, identified as Sharai Mawera, was mauled to death in the attack in Mahombekombe, Kariba in Zimbabwe. She was severely injured in her neck and stomach. Her boyfriend, a fisherman who was not identified, heard the lion roar, MyZimbabwe reported. They had been having sex in a sideways position and he managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom. He turned back to see Mawera being mauled and rushed to a nearby road for help. Motorists refused to stop, however. As he was naked, it is presumed that many thought he was suffering from mental health problems. A source said: "Later on people heard his plea and accompanied him to the police station, where he reported the matter. http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/44...having-sex.htm |
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He may have had a condom on, but that doesn't really seem like safe sex to me
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Not a Florida dateline!
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I didn't think they wore condoms in Africa.
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03-06-2013, 02:09 PM | #5 |
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Kariba is Florida for Zimbabwe
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03-06-2013, 02:10 PM | #6 |
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Fake.
If this story were true, 80% of the country wouldn't have AIDS.
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They're like Vanilla Ice - still around but not real popular...
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03-06-2013, 02:16 PM | #11 |
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He really must not have liked her if he just ran away whilst his girl was getting mauled to death.
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03-06-2013, 02:19 PM | #12 |
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C'mon mane. you guys are heartless.
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03-06-2013, 02:19 PM | #13 |
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03-06-2013, 02:19 PM | #14 |
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Dem Hoz a dime a dozen. King Wee Wee was still intact, so got out while the getting be good!
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03-06-2013, 02:20 PM | #15 |
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He takes pride in the fact that he was wearing a condom
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