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08-19-2012, 08:15 PM | #2 |
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I worked in a bar once. The women's restroom would gag a maggot at 2 AM.
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08-19-2012, 08:17 PM | #3 |
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08-19-2012, 08:18 PM | #4 |
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Women poop. My best friend likes to tell me about it when she does. She sent me a text once telling me she'd cleared out an aisle at Hy-Vee with her gas.
It's not hot.
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08-19-2012, 08:19 PM | #5 |
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I had women's room detail when I was younger and worked at the grocery store. I went in and started to clean the place GROSS. When I get to the toilet Holy Shit it was the size of a Volkswagen Beetle maybe a ****ing Microbus. It had to be cut into 1/5's so the thing would flush. Largest shit I have ever seen.
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08-19-2012, 08:22 PM | #6 |
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God bless the pitiful souls who've dealt with a woman's period shits.
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08-19-2012, 08:30 PM | #7 |
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Women indeed poop. I've smelled shit from women far fouler than anything I've ever dumped into a toilet.
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08-19-2012, 08:33 PM | #8 |
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08-19-2012, 08:33 PM | #9 |
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Gender aside, I still have memories of restrooms in India that induce PTSD.
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08-19-2012, 08:34 PM | #10 |
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Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her
She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
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08-19-2012, 08:40 PM | #11 |
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08-19-2012, 08:53 PM | #13 |
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08-19-2012, 09:11 PM | #14 |
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08-19-2012, 10:19 PM | #15 |
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You ever take a shit that smells so bad the janitor swears that he is going back to school so he never has to clean a bathroom again?
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