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07-31-2013, 04:02 PM | #2 |
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07-31-2013, 04:06 PM | #3 |
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I do that at my complex sometimes, whenever some douchenozzle (usually in a giant suv they can't park in between the lines) does that. Park as close as I possibly can, but still squarely within my own spot.
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07-31-2013, 04:09 PM | #4 |
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This why you should always carry a few of these in your glove box.
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07-31-2013, 04:15 PM | #5 |
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It reminds me of a parking fiasco. At a super busy movie theater mega-plex type place. No spots to be had.
I’m on the right side of the isle and someone was getting ready to back out on my side. They were taking quite a while getting their things in order. I patiently wait, no hurry, with my right blinker on. As he pulls out, he backs out so he’ll end up leaving in the opposite direction of me. As he’s completing his back, some MFer comes in around from the other side, and drives right into the space. I honk etc. Guy gets out of his big black shiny Mercedes SUV with his family, and flips me out saying “F you” etc. Nodding his head like “Yeah, that’s right. I said F you.” Walking backwards to keep looking at me; smiling while he did it. So, I note location of said SUV and find my own spot. Now, I’m not saying I did, or didn’t, but somehow he ended up with a deep scratch from rear quarter panel to the headlight on the right side. It’s possible that the culprit had so much paint lodged into his key, that he had to get a toothpick from the concession stand to get it out.
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07-31-2013, 04:21 PM | #6 |
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Park between the lines and quit acting like your are better than everyone else dumbass.
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07-31-2013, 04:24 PM | #7 |
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07-31-2013, 04:28 PM | #9 |
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ha that was great. **** that guy in the jag
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07-31-2013, 04:28 PM | #10 |
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07-31-2013, 04:41 PM | #11 |
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The entire parking lot of the Trader Joe's/Shane Co./Target/BedBathBeyond/etc. pavilion in Richmond Heights is shit. All the real estate in the world and parking spaces so small that they have Yugos trading paint on their door jambs.
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07-31-2013, 05:18 PM | #13 |
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Heh still that doesn't top the best douche parking job I've seen. In LA in one of the parking garages around Hollywood, a Hummer parked in a compact car space....not ONE of his wheels was actually in the space....
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07-31-2013, 05:21 PM | #14 |
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Although this is a pretty awesome and non violent way to address the issue...
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07-31-2013, 05:45 PM | #15 | |
Would an idiot do that?
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