Home and Auto I'm a little worried that my wife has been replaced by an alien.

**Rain Man** · 07-03-2019, 04:49 PM

I've been married for 20+ years, and when my wife sneezes, she always sneezes three times. Always. Every single time. Whenever I would be talking and she'd start to sneeze, I would just wait until the third sneeze because she always sneezed in three-sneeze patterns.

That has been the case for over two decades.

However, about a month ago, she sneezed, and the third sneeze never came. She only sneezed twice. I was stunned. In the past month, it's happened a couple more times. She is now sneezing in a two-sneeze pattern. All other behaviors are consistent with past patterns.

If aliens were to replace a person, this is exactly the type of small missed detail that would give away the ruse. It's a behavior that occurs at random intervals, and infrequently enough that they likely wouldn't have the observational data to build it into their android. If anything, they would default to a commonly observed human behavior, which is a two-sneeze pattern.

Should I be concerned?

View Poll Results: Based on the available data, has my wife been replaced by an alien?
Yes, she has definitely been replaced. You have incontrovertible evidence.	20	46.51%
Maybe. Try applying some sort of high voltage to her as a test.	12	27.91%
No, she has not been replaced. Aliens wouldn't miss this type of clue.	6	13.95%
You need to track the data over a longer period of time before posting a thread like this.	5	11.63%
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07-03-2019, 04:49 PM	Topic Starter
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2798491 VARSITY	I'm a little worried that my wife has been replaced by an alien. I've been married for 20+ years, and when my wife sneezes, she always sneezes three times. Always. Every single time. Whenever I would be talking and she'd start to sneeze, I would just wait until the third sneeze because she always sneezed in three-sneeze patterns. That has been the case for over two decades. However, about a month ago, she sneezed, and the third sneeze never came. She only sneezed twice. I was stunned. In the past month, it's happened a couple more times. She is now sneezing in a two-sneeze pattern. All other behaviors are consistent with past patterns. If aliens were to replace a person, this is exactly the type of small missed detail that would give away the ruse. It's a behavior that occurs at random intervals, and infrequently enough that they likely wouldn't have the observational data to build it into their android. If anything, they would default to a commonly observed human behavior, which is a two-sneeze pattern. Should I be concerned?
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