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View Poll Results: Which THREE bad things would you most prefer to endure? | |||
Accidentally lock yourself out of your hotel room naked | 22 | 26.83% | |
Become an object of ridicule in an internet meme | 17 | 20.73% | |
Discover a $10,000 winning lottery ticket in your wallet that’s a week past expiration | 21 | 25.61% | |
Drink a quart of soured milk | 6 | 7.32% | |
Get called for a win-reversing neutral zone violation in your rec league’s championship game | 14 | 17.07% | |
Get kneed in the groin by a feminist studies professor who thinks you resemble her ex-husband | 13 | 15.85% | |
Get laid off from your job | 13 | 15.85% | |
Get tasered by a mall cop after a dispute at Wetzel Pretzel | 16 | 19.51% | |
Get thrown off a ship 1.5 miles out at sea, but with a good life preserver | 17 | 20.73% | |
Go one round with an angry Floyd Mayweather | 9 | 10.98% | |
See the Chiefs sign Matt Cassel as a 2019 backup | 32 | 39.02% | |
Slam your non-dominant hand in a car door | 9 | 10.98% | |
Spend the night in a Tijuana jail | 6 | 7.32% | |
Watch the Patriots in a Super Bowl game | 44 | 53.66% | |
Write a 20,000 word essay about Senegalese political elections | 14 | 17.07% | |
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01-24-2019, 08:45 AM | #31 | |
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And getting a start on the bitch would be like an S10 trying to get a loaded semi trailer rolling. I'm so far removed from academia I can't even envision a way from where I am to writing a paper. AND I still have other shit to do. |
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01-24-2019, 08:48 AM | #32 |
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The essay is being graded?
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01-24-2019, 08:51 AM | #33 |
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01-24-2019, 06:12 PM | #34 |
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If I'm taking the time to write a 20,000 word essay, somebody better damn well read and grade that thing.
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01-24-2019, 06:20 PM | #35 | |
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I think my master's thesis was 20,000 words.
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01-24-2019, 06:21 PM | #36 |
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The essay would definitely be graded, and you would have to follow up on any suggestions to bring it up to an A.
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01-24-2019, 06:23 PM | #37 |
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Rain Man going for the extra credit
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