Gladiator 2018 - Round 2, Match 4 - Sofa King versus Hydrae

[Rain Man]

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - In a barn
Starting Distance - 15 feet

Sofa King

Main Weapon - Civil War gatling gun with 50 bullets
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 25 seconds
Special Factors - None

Hydrae

Main Weapon - Pirate cutlass
Backup Weapon - high-powered squirtgun filled with ammonia

Prep Time - 5 Minutes
Special Factors - At the beginning of the match, 20 people your size who are dressed like you and carrying your weapon will run toward your opponent, passing by without harm and then leaving the venue.

[MagicHef]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Actually, per the rules, everyone is handed their weapon at t=0, and then they have to aim it or whatever. He finds out 25 seconds before the match what the weapons, venue, and distances are.

If it isn't already aimed directly at Hydrae, Sofa King has no chance. He won't get this thing aimed in the time it takes to run 15 feet.

[ThaVirus]

https://gfycat.com/FlickeringBlackan...Dutchsmoushond

.. except Sofa is no Thanos and that clunky gun is no infinity gauntlet.

Hydrae takes this one 8/10 times.

[Sofa King]

Originally Posted by kysirsoze

A lot of the 25 seconds will be spent identifying Hydrae in the crowd.

Not if the dumbass is rolling at T-0. Pretty obvious who he is at that point. I'll just shoot that one while the rest run by me. Not too tough.

[Hydrae]

Originally Posted by Sofa King

Not if the dumbass is rolling at T-0. Pretty obvious who he is at that point. I'll just shoot that one while the rest run by me. Not too tough.

How are you going to aim a mounted gun like that? It doesn't swivel sideways at all.

[Sofa King]

Originally Posted by Hydrae

How are you going to aim a mounted gun like that? It doesn't swivel sideways at all.

Firing at zero and you’re dead. Worst case I’ll take a weapon from the douchebag looking ****ers running by me and stab you with it.

[threebag]

You’d be better off setting up shop and getting ass serviced by the 15ft marathon. It might buy you some time

[Rain Man]

Apparently Sofa King's gatling gun can take down 21 people in a short amount of time. He moves on to Round 3.

[Sofa King]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Apparently Sofa King's gatling gun can take down 21 people in a short amount of time. He moves on to Round 3.

There's a lot of things about me that can take down 21 people at a time. No homo.

[Hydrae]

Le sigh, I really thought I had this one.

Congrats, SK. Now go kill the rest of them (that way I can claim 2nd by proxy!)