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Old 05-11-2016, 12:35 PM  
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Got this Facebook from a good pal of mine:

Please call (812) 239-7603.

"Ok, so I got the call that you hear about on the news, someone claiming to be from the IRS calling about a 'case file' they left a message and when I called back the man who answered identified himself as officer 'such and such'. His accent was so heavy that 'officer' was all I really understood. After asking him to repeat himself twice, he hung up. I looked up the number and it is, in fact, being used to scam people into paying someone claiming to be from the IRS.

So I thought up a plan. What if everyone calls this number and starts to harass this jackass so he won't have time or minutes left to try to scam people! Those who are creative enough may even be able to scam the scammer!"

One of my friends elderly mamas said this: "I got the same call...heavy accent by the name of "Max Miller" had to ask him to repeat several time. He gave me 45 minutes to pay $4900 or my bank account would be held, my drivers license would be pulled. An officer would be at my door, five year prison term, etc. I ask him a lot of questions. After he called me a liar...l told him l thought the best thing for me to do would be to call a lawyer. Conversation over! Question everything."

So, I call the guy up.

I called him and asked for the "Free hemorrhoid video from the Tee-Vee." He said "What?" I kept saying "Piles....piles....you know, Tee Vee...the Tee Vee DVD...is it free?" Finally after telling me he was officer Max Miller with the IRS I said...."Ass Creme? Officer Ass Creme?" He goes "Get lost, idiot" and hung up.

Heh Heh...

Here is the number, call and ask for your free Hemorroid Video, or for a Russian Bride, or if he'll pray with you, or whatever you like. Dirtballs like this deserve the blow back.

(812) 239-7603

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Old 05-11-2016, 01:25 PM   #16
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You're not allowed to call a cell phone with an autodialer, but otherwise they're fair game just like landlines. They're a bit harder to target, but not on a national level.
I'm not sure the scammers are all that interesting in following the letter of the law.
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Old 05-11-2016, 01:30 PM   #17
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Old 05-11-2016, 01:41 PM   #18
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Are they calling you guys on your cell with these scams or do you have a land line?
I have a home phone number through Magic Jack. For some reason I just can't seem to break away from the notion of having a "home phone." I get the calls on that. Usually someone who says they are calling from Microsoft Windows, and that their server has noticed that I have security issues that they need to address. I have a lot of fun with them. Easily 9/10 of those calls end with me laughing into the phone as the guy yells '**** you!' at me. I troll the living hell out of them.
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Old 05-11-2016, 01:52 PM   #19
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Old 05-11-2016, 01:57 PM   #20
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I have a home phone number through Magic Jack. For some reason I just can't seem to break away from the notion of having a "home phone." I get the calls on that. Usually someone who says they are calling from Microsoft Windows, and that their server has noticed that I have security issues that they need to address. I have a lot of fun with them. Easily 9/10 of those calls end with me laughing into the phone as the guy yells '**** you!' at me. I troll the living hell out of them.
Isn't it great? After I had my fun with him, and told him I'd have to call him back because my dog was licking my balls and it was distracting, I asked for his name and number so we could continue the discussion. He gave him his number and said (in a very heavy Indian or whatever accent) "and my name is JAMES FRANKLIN AND I'M YOU'RE ****ING DADDY!" and slammed the phone down.



My daughter, who was unfortunately in her room next to my office, came in and said, "Having fun, Dad?"

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Old 05-11-2016, 01:58 PM   #21
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I got a call today from some idiot saying that he wanted to update my file information for my business loan. I don't have a business loan. I really wish people like that would choke to death on a chicken bone.
I got one just like that...I asked for how much and the guy said ( without laughing).. "1.2 million dollars".... I laughed till he hung up...
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Old 05-11-2016, 02:00 PM   #22
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I get those once in awhile on my cell too. I got one from some scam artist the other day and I hung up on him, he called right back and said, "I think we got disconnected." I told him "nope, I hung up on you asshole and if you keep calling I'm not going to let your momma suck my dick anymore." I then blocked the number.
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Old 05-11-2016, 02:05 PM   #23
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The new thing is that now they use local numbers too.
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You're not allowed to call a cell phone with an autodialer, but otherwise they're fair game just like landlines. They're a bit harder to target, but not on a national level.
These things surprise and sadden me. Guess I should tell my two younger boys that it's a possibility. They know to hang up immediately if anyone they don't know calls them but they should probably be made aware...
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