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Old 05-02-2016, 05:43 PM  
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so,i got a ****in skunk invading my property
bastard shows up about a week ago, coming out of the southwest corner of the yard...right about where the septic tank is(imagine that). it's just taking a couple steps at a time, nose on the ground. i hollered to the wife, "****in skunk's in the yard". she didn't make a big deal out of it, so, wth?

so, i'm sitting on the shitter this morning, scanning through the newest arrival of the "smithsonian", and she yells out, "have you got your gun?" turns out the damn skunk is back in the yard, digging up grubs.

i walk out on the back patio and yell, "yo skunk!!! get the **** out of here!". didn't even act like it heard me. kept digging and shit.

so i went back inside, got dressed and went to work.

i don't think this is over. i mean, i've shot a few critters over the years, but i ain't gonna shoot a skunk in the yard. read somewhere that if you shot them in the head, they wouldn't spray. but i don't think i'm that good of a shot. so, someone's gonna have to clean up a helluva mess. plus the smell for a few days.

i don't think you can trap a skunk...i know i wouldn't.

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Old 05-05-2016, 08:04 PM   #121
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pardon me, but **** that shit.

i take care of blades, belts and filters.

gonna have to pay for that, which is fine. but, my yard's growin and the wife's bitchin. i'll buy another mower first of the week, after i get back to town. sell old waterlogged red for a few $. it's all good.

back's kinda stiff, though. and the whole yard smells like major ****in skunk.
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I was referring to the big one that doesn't cut even. I'd buy a new one too FWIW.

You think someone will pay for the drowned one?

Good Luck. Sorry for the shit week. Next one will be better. Seriously though. Glad you're safe. My grandpa rolled one and it pinned him under it for a couple hours. That wasn't good. Yours could have been worse.

Seriously man, all the best from my end.
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Old 05-05-2016, 08:17 PM   #122
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I have this old farmer that's a customer. Several years ago he came in all ****ED UP. He had lowered the forks on his tractor driving down the highway as far as it would go.

We have made fun of him for years over it. He walked in today all ****ed up again and I asked him if he had flipped the tractor again.


Ill be damned if he didn't. Crazy old ****er.and he has no idea how. They need to take his toys away
Damn.

I almost rolled a cranky old Deere 4440 once. I was using a batwing mower. I set out to mow this trail road. That had a culvert gate on it that I needed to miss. So I did. Cool. Missed a spot at the other end so I went again. I was just a few inches farther away from the gate. What dad didn't tell me is there is a massive drop off on the edge of the road. Dropped the front wheel off and she went over center. The wing of the mower caught the road and arrested the fall.

But there it sat at about 20 degrees off horizon. I bailed and ran back 2 miles to the shop. Dad took me back up there thinking we could drive it out LOL. He nearly shit his pants. So he tried to unhook the mower and I had to notify him (with my 12 year old self) that was a bad idea. So we went and got another tractor to pull It back on the trail from ther other side and yet another tractor to pull it forward.

It was a hell of an endeavor but I'm not dead.
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Old 05-05-2016, 09:09 PM   #123
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Old 05-07-2016, 12:23 PM   #124
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I'm glad I'm not the only idiot on the board when I was that age.
With those bottle rockets bouncing off that skunk, it was like a scene from a cheesy Godzilla movie from the 70s!
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Old 05-09-2016, 05:32 PM   #125
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ok...spent fri, sat in joplin. called the wife on the way home, and she said the damn thing was back. i know i flipped him over in the yard. it still stunk when i got home. i'm a pretty shitty shot anymore. anyway, it wasn't out there this morning, but it was raining.

oh yeah...got a new mower for mothers day. one of those zero turn things. we'll see how it works. skunk's #1 priority for now.
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Old 05-09-2016, 05:46 PM   #126
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ok...spent fri, sat in joplin. called the wife on the way home, and she said the damn thing was back. i know i flipped him over in the yard. it still stunk when i got home. i'm a pretty shitty shot anymore. anyway, it wasn't out there this morning, but it was raining.

oh yeah...got a new mower for mothers day. one of those zero turn things. we'll see how it works. skunk's #1 priority for now.
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You got a new mower for Mother's Day. You romantic jimmy, you.
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You ****ing drowned it? **** man.

Do something to keep them away. Don't kill them because they are hungry.

Grrrr.
dude, it a farm thing, you have to kill things for a living
it's an animal
it's threatening you and yours, don't like drowning, but it is effective
I would shoot the **** out of the thing
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