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Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
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Who are you, Al Roker???
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pie is never free
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: the drivers seat
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I have, but it was never on purpose.
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Supporter
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Who knows?
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My wife and daughter can sneeze fart, which baffles me.
I am the Michael Jordan of farting, but I can't pull it off. |
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Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
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No, but I hate when your muscle pressure to take a piss at a urinal initiates fecal urgency mid-piss-stream.
Not just dealing with the back pressure, but realizing that people in the restroom will now witness you going directly from a urinal to a stall.
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Arrowhead Trail of Tears
Join Date: Oct 2012
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Veteran
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Olathe, KS
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I can raise both hands thanks to colon cancer...
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Everything is Awesome!!!!!
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: The Pitt
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only when I've had the flu.
I told a buddy of mine that "sometimes, its just easier to "go" in the shower". /gag me with a spoon
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Veteran
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Denver, CO. USA
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2013
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Roy E.
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Olathe, KS
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Best I can do is sneeze and burp at the same time.
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Join Date: Aug 2000
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Bolton gonna knock you out
Join Date: Mar 2014
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