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12-13-2014, 07:51 PM | #2 |
Mostly Ignored
Join Date: Jul 2013
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It's a trap! The lure you in with free tickets....steal all of your money throuigh overpriced concessions and memorbilia, and give you a shitfest of a show!
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12-13-2014, 07:56 PM | #3 |
Arrowhead Trail of Tears
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: KansasCity
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Pro Tip: the usage of the word "win" might be a bit off
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12-13-2014, 10:18 PM | #4 |
sorta mod-ish
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: KC North
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Just go to whichever gate is easiest for you. The parking Nazis "should" point you in the right direction for reserved parking.
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12-13-2014, 10:23 PM | #5 |
Arrowhead Trail of Tears
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Location: KansasCity
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12-13-2014, 11:00 PM | #6 |
Beyond the Rapids
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Langley, VA
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Get off at Factory of Sadness boulevard, receive your spiked dildo enema from the parking lot cashier, proceed down the parking lot paved with the bones of fans who kept waiting for a title, and make sure the hang tag is dangling from your mirror, much the way you will dream of dangling on the end of a rope as you watch the Raiders gang rape our offensive line. Once you've parked, step out of your vehicle and enjoy your first waft of fresh EbolAIDS sizzling on the grills nearby. However if you are going to think about our prospects for the rest of the season make sure you shoot your dick off before you go into the stadium, they don't allow firearms inside.
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12-14-2014, 07:58 AM | #7 |
Spiraling down the Drain
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Dante's Ninth Circle
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Prayers sent
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12-14-2014, 08:39 AM | #8 |
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Location: Somewhere Kansas
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VARSITY
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RIP
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Constable of Untruths
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Location: Wichita
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12-14-2014, 09:08 AM | #10 |
Emporer of Mongo
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Milky Way
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Lol factory of sadness
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12-14-2014, 10:36 AM | #11 |
MTFU
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Location: The Valley Heat
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Did you win the tickets off instagram.
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