Poop Am I friend zoned? - Page 8

**Bufkin** · 07-24-2014, 11:44 AM

So I met this girl on Tinder. She likes politics, uses "you're" correctly, and has an ass that you could roll quarters on. She lives in Joplin, which is about 2 hours away from where I live. She texts me every day, and it usually consists of pictures she finds on iFunny (which is an app that ironically isn't funny at all).

Since she lives in Joplin, I drop hints all the time that we should go to the casino near her town. She's always like "yeah I'm down!", but then it ends after that. I also invited her to a Chiefs game this season, which she gladly accepted. At the very least, I want to see her to make sure I'm not getting catfished. With my luck, she weighs 380, is a chain smoker, has a Santorum bumper sticker, and is nicknamed "coon dog".

So with all of this said, does anybody have any tips on how I can find out if this girl has any interest in me? We're Facebook/Twitter friends and she likes my shit on the reg, but who knows if it's a courtesy thing. I also don't want to flat out ask for nudes to see how she reacts, because I'm in no mood to send her a dong pic (this was my roommate's advice to get her out of her shell).

And before it's said, I'm not trolling. I'm not even trying to get attention. I'm just trying to get some advice on a place where I'm completely anonymous and nobody is going to laugh in my face for asking strangers for female advice.

God bless,

Eric # 72.

eDave · 07-25-2014, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Eric Fisher

"no no nooo"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ow__frygpo

**kysirsoze** · 07-25-2014, 02:06 AM

Ran this by my girlfriend. She thinks, based on what you've said and "assuming this guy is not Quasimodo" she thinks there is some real interest here. Her recommendation is to make up an excuse that you are going to be in Joplin and see if she wants to meet up with you. Pick a random, specific weekend and ask about her availability. Feel out her response.

More likely than you being "friend-zoned" is that she might feel a little weird about someone she only knows online. She also might be wanting you to make the first strong effort. Give it a try and if you fail, then who cares about some girl on Tinder? (That last part was me)

Garcia Bronco · 07-25-2014, 06:14 AM

Be bold. Ask her directly what you want to know.

Katipan · 07-25-2014, 06:19 AM

If there was real interest you would know.

Kman34 · 07-25-2014, 06:34 AM

Ever heard of a show named "Catfish"

??

Carlota69 · 07-25-2014, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by kysirsoze

Ran this by my girlfriend. She thinks, based on what you've said and "assuming this guy is not Quasimodo" she thinks there is some real interest here. Her recommendation is to make up an excuse that you are going to be in Joplin and see if she wants to meet up with you. Pick a random, specific weekend and ask about her availability. Feel out her response.

More likely than you being "friend-zoned" is that she might feel a little weird about someone she only knows online. She also might be wanting you to make the first strong effort. Give it a try and if you fail, then who cares about some girl on Tinder? (That last part was me)

This is exactly what you should do.

beach tribe · 07-25-2014, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by tecumseh

I'd take it slow.

I was gonna say just the opposite.
A soon as you've been acquainted for a little while, Take it out.
See how she reacts to it.

TEX · 07-25-2014, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

If there was real interest you would know.

This, but this guy is thinking too much so Im not sure he would...

Katipan · 07-25-2014, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by TEX

This, but this guy sounds desperate so Im not sure he would...

Yes. And if he is, men like that don't need to start making up bullshit lies. Fix yourself. Or find some real reason to be in Joplin. You know. Be a man.

07-24-2014, 11:44 AM
Bufkin Just here for the Royals Join Date: Jul 2014 Casino cash: $10029260	Am I friend zoned? So I met this girl on Tinder. She likes politics, uses "you're" correctly, and has an ass that you could roll quarters on. She lives in Joplin, which is about 2 hours away from where I live. She texts me every day, and it usually consists of pictures she finds on iFunny (which is an app that ironically isn't funny at all). Since she lives in Joplin, I drop hints all the time that we should go to the casino near her town. She's always like "yeah I'm down!", but then it ends after that. I also invited her to a Chiefs game this season, which she gladly accepted. At the very least, I want to see her to make sure I'm not getting catfished. With my luck, she weighs 380, is a chain smoker, has a Santorum bumper sticker, and is nicknamed "coon dog". So with all of this said, does anybody have any tips on how I can find out if this girl has any interest in me? We're Facebook/Twitter friends and she likes my shit on the reg, but who knows if it's a courtesy thing. I also don't want to flat out ask for nudes to see how she reacts, because I'm in no mood to send her a dong pic (this was my roommate's advice to get her out of her shell). And before it's said, I'm not trolling. I'm not even trying to get attention. I'm just trying to get some advice on a place where I'm completely anonymous and nobody is going to laugh in my face for asking strangers for female advice. God bless, Eric # 72.
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07-25-2014, 02:06 AM	#107
kysirsoze SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $3746946	Ran this by my girlfriend. She thinks, based on what you've said and "assuming this guy is not Quasimodo" she thinks there is some real interest here. Her recommendation is to make up an excuse that you are going to be in Joplin and see if she wants to meet up with you. Pick a random, specific weekend and ask about her availability. Feel out her response. More likely than you being "friend-zoned" is that she might feel a little weird about someone she only knows online. She also might be wanting you to make the first strong effort. Give it a try and if you fail, then who cares about some girl on Tinder? (That last part was me)
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07-25-2014, 06:14 AM	#108
Garcia Bronco No Keys, No Problem Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Denver Casino cash: $5273136	Be bold. Ask her directly what you want to know.
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07-25-2014, 06:19 AM	#109
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $2750351	If there was real interest you would know. __________________ "Loving him is red."
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07-25-2014, 06:34 AM	#110
Kman34 My Mamma Says Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Glass Cage Of Emotion Casino cash: $1961786 VARSITY	Ever heard of a show named "Catfish"??
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