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Old 11-28-2012, 03:01 PM  
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Viagra is a PED who knew?
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At a time when many football fans are wondering why the NFL keeps suspending players for using Adderall as a performance-enhancing drug, Bears receiver Brandon Marshall says there’s another common prescription medication that players use to get an edge: Marshall says he has heard stories of other players using Viagra as a performance enhancer.

Yes, he means on the football field. Get your mind out of the gutter.

According to Sean Jensen of the Chicago Sun-Times, Marshall told reporters today that he has heard stories of other players using Viagra to get an edge.

Marshall isn’t the first to hear about that: A 2008 Slate article noted that Viagra works by dilating blood vessels and increasing oxygenation, which means it could improve athletic performance, particularly at elevation. If you’re playing a game in Denver — where Marshall spent his first four NFL seasons — and you want to reduce the effects of playing at altitude on your body, popping a Viagra could help.

Or a road trip to Denver could be a convenient excuse for a player filling a Viagra prescription.
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Old 11-28-2012, 09:22 PM   #31
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After 4 hours of engorement the pressure starts doing damage to your vessels and arteries. Which can make it more difficult to get an erection. If this happens too often or for to long the damage can cause the penis to be permentently flacid.
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Old 11-28-2012, 09:49 PM   #32
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this must be how Manning went from brokedick QB to possible NFL MVP.
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Old 11-28-2012, 10:00 PM   #33
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I've heard this before but I've banged it out for 4-6 hours straight before with no issues.
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Old 11-28-2012, 10:29 PM   #34
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I've used both viagra and cialis. I can tell you bitches have not. You don't take it, and just get a hard on. It still requires stimulus. It's just that if your pecker does not work, and you get some stimulus, it will.

I found viagra to give me a ****ing headache and make me stuffy like I had a cold. Cialis? Much better. For those that wonder why I would be taking it? Because you can **** for 9 hours on that shit. And well, I love ****in. Testosterone will make you like that, ya know?
You have breasts like your aunt B.
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Old 11-28-2012, 11:05 PM   #35
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Old 11-28-2012, 11:22 PM   #36
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It is a great pre-workout supp. I'm not kidding.
Or, you could just take NO supplements for the same effect, without the erections.

As for the effect, it's unlikely that the effect is noticeable outside of hypoxic environments. And that effect is likely to bring the individual back to normal, so not technically enhancing.

It's not like EPO, where actual hematopoiesis is upregulated, thus leading to actual performance enhancement.
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Old 11-29-2012, 06:09 AM   #37
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I've used both viagra and cialis. I can tell you bitches have not. You don't take it, and just get a hard on. It still requires stimulus. It's just that if your pecker does not work, and you get some stimulus, it will.

I found viagra to give me a ****ing headache and make me stuffy like I had a cold. Cialis? Much better. For those that wonder why I would be taking it? Because you can **** for 9 hours on that shit. And well, I love ****in. Testosterone will make you like that, ya know?
Who wants to **** for 9 hours? Been married for 12 years... I got better shit to do
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Who wants to **** for 9 hours? Been married for 12 years... I got better shit to do
I guess some of us love sex more than others. It's all good.
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