J.J. Watt "pretend" marries 6 year old girl for the day.
 

http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon...r-old/1879937/

While the city of Houston was gearing up for the Texans' divisional playoff game against the New England Patriots, one six-year-old wasn't feeling the excitement. She was in tears.

In a video posted to YouTube, the young girl is crying because she's not 25 years old. Her mother asks why. It was simple, really: The girl says if she were 25, she'd be able to marry Texans defensive star J.J. Watt. (He's like renting a car in that way.)

The clip, and all of the crocodile tears held within, is fantastic:

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Watt found out about the clip and asked his Facebook followers for help in finding the family. "We have to find her and turn those tears into a smile, he wrote."

The power of social media made it happen, and this week Watt "proposed" to six-year-old Breanna.

"Thanks to your help, we found 6-year-old Breanna and she said yes to being my pretend wife for the day," he posted on Wednesday.

He has the pictures to prove it.

It's a great story and one that will make Watt more popular with all genders and age groups.

And, Breanna? I've been there before, girl. The difference is, I never got to marry Belinda Carlisle, not even for a day.

There's a certain inherent creepiness factor about a 25 year old play marrying a 6 year old.

The whole thing was public. Your statement is a glimpse into YOUR mind, not his.

I think we've all long known how deranged I am.



(caveat: I didn't actually read any of the story; I was just being perverse)

I'm not going to lie, I'm sitting here doing a Mr. Burns with my hands awaiting in glee for Keg's response.

Aaaaaaaaaaand, let down. I should've known he couldn't be trolled.

Pretty cool of Watt. It would be funny if he married her IRL in 20 years.

Thanks for playing, have a mentos.

He'll have her "oops child" after being happily married with 4 children.

JJ Watt is the freshmaker!

There's a joke about the girl sitting on his lap and JJ has a roll of mentos in his pocket that I'm not making right now.

JJ Watt could have any woman he wants and he chooses her? Sickening....

He's eaten burritos bigger than her.

gold star :D

too fat?

Pretend marrying a 6 year old makes him Manti Ped'o

:evil:

OMAHA! OMAHA! OMAHA!

Get the **** out of my thread.






:D

You sound bitter. Did she steal your man?

And that one gets a pos rep!

LMAO I can get behind this....

That's for you Flopnuts :)

is she a made up 6 year old or a real live doll

was that a joke or a horrible attempt at one

FAIL! It's a little girl bruh. :fire:

Six year olds, dude.

If you were married to JJ Watt, you'd save a hell of a lot on a home security system. Imagine breaking into a house and seeing that ****ing guy stampeding at you from a dark hallway.

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO I'M SORRY! I tried! Why couldn't Watt have married a boy? I am disappoint. :sulk: :sulk: :Lin:

She still might be bigger than Tamba Hali's girlfriend.

Nice effort! Umph! Nice effort! Umph!

That "pretend" divorce is going to be awkward...

ROFL

Didn't Mark Chmura do this a few years ago???

In all seriousness, this was very nice of him and shows a commitment that surprises me. That little girl is going to remember that one of her heroes is a real live person. That's great for a kid. To know that heroes exist. In twenty years she'll be long over her crush but she'll remember that there are great people out there who care about each other. And he's helping her to know what a man is, or what a man should be. I was never fond of Watt. But this was a tender gesture on his part and shows a bit of his human side. He's all right in my book.

Yeah, but he by-passed the fake marriage part and went straight for the consummation portion

It was really more of a date than a marriage. But it wasn't pretend.

He was never around, totally absorbed in his career, and the few times he was, he never wanted to do normal couple things like tea parties in her Playskool kitchen, long romantic walks looking for bugs to squish or having nice chats about the merits of Dora the Explorer.

That bitch is going after half.

LOL, So true!

Sorry...but this is absolutely stupid. Isn't there a child in Houston with cancer or leukemia that he could make smile.

Also...a big thumbs down to the parents for putting this video on YouTube.

The 6 year old that you asked said no.....didn't she?

I thought about texting you the other day at a trivia night. One team name was T'eos online dating service.

not in this case

not everyone who is kind to children has to be a pervert cho mo.

You realize what JJ Watt is doing for the family that lost their parents in a car accident? Right?

Does Dan Marino approve?

Hope my niece don't see this that her fav. player.

Something tells me that little girls mother had her put that little show on so they could meet JJ Watt.

:)

:LOL: Too much fun!

So how much a month does she get?

tl:dr

Actually this isn't even the coolest thing he has done, BY FAR.

I saw a deal about a couple kids whose while family got in a horrible accident and both parents died and both sons were paralyzed. Watt spends tons of time with them.

Heart warming story
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Matt Cassel pretend married a 6 year old once, but she cheated on him 5 minutes into the marriage with her stuffed pig named Billy when she found out who he actually was.

Sounds more like a Dateline sting. What six year old is already concerned with being married?

I was not, but now I am. That is the kind of thing he should be doing.

What he is doing there is well above and beyond what anyone would imagine he would do.
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Well, shit. This makes it pretty much impossible to hate on the guy.

That doesn't tell the whole story.

He hangs out with those kids still, calls then multiple times a week, takes them to games, seemed like they are his FRIENDS. ITS AWESOME
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In fact I think they all went to a bieber concert together
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Espn had a video about it. You can find it on the web. I couldn't figure out how to embed it
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http://m.espn.go.com/general/video?vid=8734437
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JJ on game day

I'm growing tired of J.J. Watt...... quickly

He used to deliver pizza's.

Here's that ESPN feature.

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Yep, that story will get you going... I promise, I was just cutting some onions.

:( Wow. :) Both of those emoticons on 1 post. JJ Watt is my new favorite football player. Period. I'm speechless.

What an awesome story and awesome person JJ Watt is.

Damn you.

Damn it Chris Hansen, get back on the clock!
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yeah that makes sense coming from you

i had tears in my eyes watching it.

I think Inside the NFL did a segment on that.

Sounds like these guys have some GREAT parents.

THAT JJ WATT I'M TELLIN YA WHAT MIKE!/gruden