Stuck at Home With Wife or Girlfriend?
 

Being stuck indoors can be depressing. Good news! I have a solution! Now if you can just get the wife or GF to trust science....

http://www.sex.com/news/blog/2012/08...women-and-men/

It’s great that blowjobs can be used as a cure for morning sickness but this blowjob news will blow* you away. The State University of New York has been studying the mood altering effects of chemicals in semen. Their results, shocking:

Blowjobs are good for a woman’s health.

In case you didn’t get it the first time, I’ll repeat myself:
BLOWJOBS ARE GOOD FOR A WOMAN’S HEALTH!

This may sound like a male conspiracy to get more blowjobs (which it very well could be) but luckily the team from State have provided the credentials from the study.

Semen has a lot more to offer than just little guppies, also known as sperm. It contains several chemicals that can elevate mood (esterone, oxytocin, serotonin, and a thyrotropin-releasing hormone), increase affection (cortisol), and induce sleep (melatonin) making semen a mind-altering cocktail.

Researchers (Gallup, Burch, and Platek) interviewed 293 female college students from the Albany campus and got the women to give them blowjobs and compared their sex lives with a survey on depression. They found that women who never used condoms had fewer depression symptoms than those who always used condoms or abstained from sex entirely (not factoring the risk of not using a condom). Women who were abstinent or promiscuously practicing safe-sex were equally depressed meaning that women who are having sex aren’t happier. It is the seminal fluid and its antidepressant qualities that make women happier.

The study also showed that women have better concentration and are better at cognitive tasks when exposed to semen.

So why blowjobs specifically? Because an accidental pregnancy can cause depression. Be safe and be happy by swallowing as much semen as you can.

OMFG.

These men are GENIUS.

Good for a man's health also.

I'm sure all of those mood-altering chemicals can be absorbed directly into the bloodstream through the walls of the colon, without being subjected to the disintegrating effects of stomach acid.

Just sayin'.

PIIHB

I promise, its only for scientific purposes. Now get on your knees

They didn't state how healthy their hair was as well :hmmm:

Each man has his poison. Ain't no need to declare one better than the other. When we fight, women win.

Even when it's an unintentional but inevitable eye-shot?

I'm not fighting.

I'm just making the case that if your woman wants the MAXIMUM health benefit that she can get, introducing these chemicals orally isn't the most direct or effective method available.

The study also showed that women have better concentration and are better at cognitive tasks when exposed to semen

I have got a co-worker that just can't concentrate at all lately.
I will bring this up to her and tell her I have the cure right here in my hand.

Give these magnificent sons-of-bitches a Nobel

Nothing is better than being snowed in with the wife...

Married 21 years and she is just as awesome now as the day I first met her...

The best part is that you'll be completely free to date her afterwards because she won't be a co-worker anymore!

So I showed this to my fiance, and she says "Is that you telling me you want a blowjob?" I said "Yes".

You know the rest~

I gotta REP that.

At least shes quick

I guess I am really lucky. I usually get a BJ from the wifey 2-3 times a week. Been married for 15 years, and together for 23 all together.

What if you're stuck at home with both? Cold outside, cold inside, amirite?

Oh shit. :hmmm:

"Come here honey, let me shoot it in your mouth, its for the good of mankind"

Just remind them all that semen carries high amounts of testosterone which acts as both a pain killer and antidepressant in the female system...

I bet she has BEAUTIFUL hair!

LMFAO, why yes, yes she does.

Is she still looking over your shoulder?

After 21 years that kind of thing has been resolved one way or the other...

:whackit:?

Getting my dick sucked right now as I type on CP, while watching the NFL combine, with Floridian death metal playing in the background. All after I ran my 4.6 40 (there's a foot of snow outside).

:spock:

I've played Madden and guitar hero while getting my dick sucked. I lost.

No, you won...

Key word: FIANCEE. Give it a few years after you're married, and BJs will become as distant a memory as 3am Saturday nite benders.

I have 40 benders to 1 hummer.

And the wife use to be the QUEEN of hummers.

I don't put this out there lightly. All through HS and early College I was big on teh knob slob. Teh seggs was one thing but the hummer was the golden ticket.

This girl was the ****ing Willie Wonka of teh cog-candy.

Then came the ring...

Why are women always crying for joy at their wedding? No more bjs

A good BJ will put me in a great mood for at least a week.

8 hours.

Topps...

Not necessarily true,I'm married 27 years and except for the past few months(due to an ongoing argument) I never wanted in that area.

Very good to know. It does me no good however.

ongoing argument?

whats the point of getting married again?

Was it your first BJ?

Nope, my wife and I are busy with 2 kids under 3 years old as we work full time jobs and I'm producing an album for my band.... so there are more important things than getting sucked off every day. I can handle once a week.

I do have to say this thread delivers good mojo. I just got a BJ 20 minutes ago. =)

Marriage didn't slow down the BJ's.... Kids did.

So you're whacking it then?

Indeed.

Well, yeah. For a few days a week.
Haha

:D

Let's just say the mrs has been on my ass for awhile and for the first time I'm the one that hasn't been interested.