Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev
What would you do if you had five minutes alone with this sick f***? I'd probably castrate him in front of his mom and dad then proceed to waterboard him. Instead of using water I would use liquid fecal matter.
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Death by 1000 lashes from the branches of an AIDS tree
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Strap a pipe bomb to his leg and don't let him know when the timer is going off.
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I'd make him hold a press conference and not leave until every question was answered.
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I'd starve 5 hyenas for a month, slather the derka derka in BBQ sauce and butter and then sear him lightly, and then throw him to the dogs.
I would film the dinner in slow motion and set the video to "Die Mother****er, Die Mother****er" by Gheto Boys. |
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Introduce him to Marcellus Wallace
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Cut his nuts off. Jam them into his mouth. Tape his mouth shut and proceed to pull each tonsil out one by one.
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