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Old 04-19-2013, 08:42 PM  
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What would you do if you had five minutes alone with this sick f***? I'd probably castrate him in front of his mom and dad then proceed to waterboard him. Instead of using water I would use liquid fecal matter.
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Old 04-19-2013, 08:44 PM   #2
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Old 04-19-2013, 08:44 PM   #3
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Old 04-19-2013, 08:46 PM   #4
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Strap a pipe bomb to his leg and don't let him know when the timer is going off.
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Old 04-19-2013, 08:47 PM   #5
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Strap a pipe bomb to his leg and don't let him know when the timer is going off.
Put him in a room with Dane/GoChiefs/Hootie. Torture 101
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Old 04-19-2013, 08:47 PM   #6
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Strap a pipe bomb to his leg and don't let him know when the timer is going off.
Nicely done. I'd probably shove it up his ass though.
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Old 04-19-2013, 08:48 PM   #7
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I'd make him hold a press conference and not leave until every question was answered.
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Old 04-19-2013, 08:48 PM   #8
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I'd starve 5 hyenas for a month, slather the derka derka in BBQ sauce and butter and then sear him lightly, and then throw him to the dogs.

I would film the dinner in slow motion and set the video to "Die Mother****er, Die Mother****er" by Gheto Boys.
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Old 04-19-2013, 08:48 PM   #9
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Nicely done. I'd probably shove it up his ass though.
Yup. Better still. Concur.
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Old 04-19-2013, 08:48 PM   #10
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I'd make him hold a press conference and not leave until every question was answered.
Cruel and unusual punishment?
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Old 04-19-2013, 08:54 PM   #11
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I'd starve 5 hyenas for a month, slather the derka derka in BBQ sauce and butter and then sear him lightly, and then throw him to the dogs.

I would film the dinner in slow motion and set the video to "Die Mother****er, Die Mother****er" by Gheto Boys.
Gates or Arthur Bryants?
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Old 04-19-2013, 08:54 PM   #12
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Old 04-19-2013, 08:55 PM   #13
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Cut his nuts off. Jam them into his mouth. Tape his mouth shut and proceed to pull each tonsil out one by one.
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Old 04-19-2013, 08:55 PM   #14
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Gates or Arthur Bryants?
I'm not wasting good BBQ sauce on a terrorist piece of shit.

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Old 04-19-2013, 08:56 PM   #15
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I'm not wasting good BBQ sauce on a terrorist piece of shit.

Understandable.
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