Toben Opurum
 

Has the best name on the Kansas City Chiefs.

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I will be rooting for Toben Opurum to make this roster at LB every goddamn day.

Toben Opurum, I salute you.

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Toben Opurum, folks. Toben Opurum.

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Keep ****ing doubting Toben Opurum.

6'1", 249 lbs. Runs a 4.6. 34.5" vertical. 10'4" broad. Benched 225 lbs 24 times. Team captain.

Not going to kid you, those are actually really good measurables.

You might be asking yourself: does Toben Opurum have a nickname?

Yes. Toben Opurum has a nickname. And Toben Opurum's nickname is “Tobenuchukwu.”

Toben Opurum can also play fullback, and we know this regime loves them some fullbacks.

Read up on Toben Opurum. Because Toben Opurum is a name you want to know.

His name is Toben Opurum.

His name is Toben Opurum.

His name is Toben Opurum.

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Beautiful name. What is that? Backwards Hebrew?

Murupo Nebot LMAO

Weird. Tobenuchukwu was my nickname growing up, too.

But Jose Gumbs has the best name on the Chiefs. I have to correct you on that.

He was a better RB than LB. KU's coaches are ****ing idiots.

Prediction: Toben Opurum will end up on the practice squad.

He was a legit rb at Kansas. will be interesting where they play him

Read through the thread 3 times, made a sandwich, took a nap, and walked the dog.

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It's not just the largest Toben Opurum picture ever posted on Chiefsplanet, it's the largest picture of any kind. If you printed it, you would need a piece of paper larger than Wyoming.

How is his public reading of the Scroll of Esther skills?

On the plus side, we know there's a possibility he had a cleft palate as a child. He's undeniably a perspirer.

I'll need a bigger pic to determine if true.

I really liked him at RB. Radio moved him to LB, and I don't think he did as well. He was a real ****ing thumper as a frosh.

He played football at KU so you know he sucks.

Frank Zombo will break your knee caps for this claim!






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Big news

you may need a new 'puter

Noob Saibot

Yep; was not pleased when they moved him to LB.

They already have 'stalwart special teamer' written on the back of his uniform

THANK YOU! ZOMBO might be the greatest name in the history of the world, much less just on the chiefs.

Direckshun wanted to know what might make one change their favorite team - for me, I'd only quit the chiefs if there was another team comprised entirely of Zombos.

Zombo/Copper 2013!

Special teams just got deadly.

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Out of high school Opurum turned down offers from Florida and Notre Dame to go to KU. Reason being they wanted him as a fullback and he wanted to be a tailback. He was moved over to linebacker due to lack of talent/depth at that position and KU having other runningbacks to use (believe James Sims was the reason he moved).

In reality he is probably best suited for a fullback role in the NFL imo. Of course we have many of those on roster.

Mosi Tatupu! MOSI TATUPU!

They join forces to create ZOMBOPURUM

Another force added: GUMBSZOMBOPURUM

Mola Ram, Sudha Ram, MolaRamSudhRam
drum hits
Mola Ram, Sudha Ram, MolRamSudhRam
faster drum hits

I wish his last name was OpuRam. Then we could swap him out with MolaRam and he could rip peoples hearts out. Although they're not technically dead and it's not a concussion so they might be able to keep playing. Still, it should be intimidating.