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Old 05-05-2013, 01:44 PM  
Direckshun Direckshun is offline
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Toben Opurum

Has the best name on the Kansas City Chiefs.



I will be rooting for Toben Opurum to make this roster at LB every goddamn day.

Toben Opurum, I salute you.



Toben Opurum, folks. Toben Opurum.



Keep ****ing doubting Toben Opurum.

6'1", 249 lbs. Runs a 4.6. 34.5" vertical. 10'4" broad. Benched 225 lbs 24 times. Team captain.

Not going to kid you, those are actually really good measurables.

You might be asking yourself: does Toben Opurum have a nickname?

Yes. Toben Opurum has a nickname. And Toben Opurum's nickname is “Tobenuchukwu.”

Toben Opurum can also play fullback, and we know this regime loves them some fullbacks.

Read up on Toben Opurum. Because Toben Opurum is a name you want to know.

His name is Toben Opurum.

His name is Toben Opurum.

His name is Toben Opurum.

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Old 05-05-2013, 01:45 PM   #2
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Old 05-05-2013, 01:46 PM   #3
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Beautiful name. What is that? Backwards Hebrew?
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Old 05-05-2013, 01:49 PM   #4
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Weird. Tobenuchukwu was my nickname growing up, too.

But Jose Gumbs has the best name on the Chiefs. I have to correct you on that.
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Old 05-05-2013, 02:06 PM   #5
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He was a better RB than LB. KU's coaches are ****ing idiots.
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Old 05-05-2013, 02:13 PM   #6
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Prediction: Toben Opurum will end up on the practice squad.
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Old 05-05-2013, 02:13 PM   #7
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He was a legit rb at Kansas. will be interesting where they play him
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Old 05-05-2013, 02:13 PM   #8
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Read through the thread 3 times, made a sandwich, took a nap, and walked the dog.

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Old 05-05-2013, 02:22 PM   #9
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Read through the thread 3 times, made a sandwich, took a nap, and walked the dog.

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It's not just the largest Toben Opurum picture ever posted on Chiefsplanet, it's the largest picture of any kind. If you printed it, you would need a piece of paper larger than Wyoming.
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Old 05-05-2013, 02:26 PM   #10
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His name is Toben Opurum.
How is his public reading of the Scroll of Esther skills?
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Old 05-05-2013, 02:28 PM   #11
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It's not just the largest Toben Opurum picture ever posted on Chiefsplanet, it's the largest picture of any kind. If you printed it, you would need a piece of paper larger than Wyoming.
On the plus side, we know there's a possibility he had a cleft palate as a child. He's undeniably a perspirer.
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Old 05-05-2013, 02:47 PM   #12
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Old 05-05-2013, 02:50 PM   #13
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I really liked him at RB. Radio moved him to LB, and I don't think he did as well. He was a real ****ing thumper as a frosh.
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Old 05-05-2013, 02:50 PM   #14
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