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Fire Me Boy! 03-07-2013 05:11 AM
Petition: Change the national anthem to R. Kelly's 2003 hit "Ignition (Remix)"
 
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pet...remix/Rm8SC7FP

Quote:
We, the undersigned, would like the Obama administration to recognize the need for a new national anthem, one that even a decade after its creation, is still hot and fresh out the kitchen. America has changed since Francis Scott Key penned our current anthem in 1814. Since then, we have realized that after the show, it's the afterparty, and that after the party, it's the hotel lobby, and--perhaps most importantly--that 'round about four, you've got to clear the lobby, at which point it's strongly recommended that you take it to the room and freak somebody. President Obama: we ask you to recognize the evolution of this beautiful country and give us an anthem that better suits the glorious nation we have become.
7,000+ signatures to date...

threebag 03-07-2013 05:26 AM
This will make you want to piss on a minor.

LoneWolf 03-07-2013 05:33 AM
My mind is telling me no, but my body, my body is telling me yes!

ThatRaceCardGuy 03-07-2013 05:41 AM
I dont see nothing wrong

Saulbadguy 03-07-2013 06:29 AM
In!

Mr. Flopnuts 03-07-2013 06:50 AM
Haters gonna hate. Lovers gonna love. I don't even want, none of the above.

redfan 03-07-2013 08:19 AM
Then the hip-hoppers

Prison Bitch 03-07-2013 08:21 AM
Petitions are getting lame. It's already tiresome.

Canofbier 03-07-2013 08:24 AM
This is clearly people just mocking the government, right?

suds79 03-07-2013 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 9473225)
Petitions are getting lame. It's already tiresome.
Well if (and I mean if) petitions ever had an ounce of credibility before it's gone now.

rabblerouser 03-07-2013 09:41 AM
oh hell no.

Prison Bitch 03-07-2013 10:21 AM
It's like the douche who tries to keep the same joke going hours after it's already been told. After a while you just want to smack him. These petitions are already there. Lame and stupid and frankly, just annoying now.

DaFace 03-07-2013 10:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by suds79 (Post 9473234)
Well if (and I mean if) petitions ever had an ounce of credibility before it's gone now.
Online petitions are definitely too easy. Of course, that's why the White House requires 100k signatures at a minimum for them to give a response. That weeds out most of the stupid ones.

Mr. Laz 03-07-2013 10:34 AM
I mean to tell ya ...

Ultra Peanut 03-07-2013 11:26 AM
Signed.

Bump 03-07-2013 11:29 AM
I drink cryst, girl, you drink piss

ThaVirus 03-07-2013 12:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 9473074)
My mind is telling me no, but my body, my body is telling me yes!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thatguy (Post 9473078)
I dont see nothing wrong
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9473104)
Haters gonna hate. Lovers gonna love. I don't even want, none of the above.
LMAO

On a serious note, everybody loves the Ignition remix. Everybody.

Setsuna 03-07-2013 12:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9473701)
LMAO

On a serious note, everybody loves the Ignition remix. Everybody.
Never heard it. Don't give a flying flip. Fail.

listopencil 03-07-2013 12:04 PM
Drone strike inbound.

CHENZ A! 03-07-2013 12:05 PM
Sipping on coke and rum, I'm like so what I'm drunk, it's the freakin weekend baby I'm bout to have me some CHIEEEEFS! !!!!

CHENZ A! 03-07-2013 12:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sandusksuna (Post 9473711)
Never heard it. Don't give a flying flip. Fail.
Dork.

CHENZ A! 03-07-2013 12:08 PM
This song makes me feel so damn patriotic.

'Hamas' Jenkins 03-07-2013 12:09 PM
Sometimes it makes me sad though, him being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. But still, the the place you live in is that much more drab and empty now they are gone. I guess I just miss Dave Chappelle.

CHENZ A! 03-07-2013 12:14 PM
Can we start singing Feelin on Yo Booty during the seventh inning stretch instead of America the Beautiful too?

Ebolapox 03-07-2013 12:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9473726)
Sometimes it makes me sad though, him being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. But still, the the place you live in is that much more drab and empty now they are gone. I guess I just miss Dave Chappelle.
"Like"

Jenson71 03-07-2013 12:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 9473074)
My mind is telling me no, but my body, my body is telling me yes!
LMAO

ThaVirus 03-07-2013 01:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sandusksuna (Post 9473711)
Never heard it. Don't give a flying flip. Fail.
I'm sure you've heard it at some point or another; even if you didn't realize it.

You just prefer Bruce Springsteen and Willie Nelson. S'all good.

AussieChiefsFan 03-07-2013 09:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CHENZ A! (Post 9473716)
Sipping on coke and rum, I'm like so what I'm drunk, it's the freakin weekend baby I'm bout to have me some CHIEEEEFS! !!!!
ROFL

-King- 03-07-2013 09:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CHENZ A! (Post 9473716)
Sipping on coke and rum, I'm like so what I'm drunk, it's the freakin weekend baby I'm bout to have me some CHIEEEEFS! !!!!
LMAO :clap:

Consistent1 03-07-2013 11:38 PM
It is a good ****ing song for that genre . I should sign.

KurtCobain 03-07-2013 11:42 PM
I think it should be smells like teen spirit.

Ceej 03-07-2013 11:46 PM
Toot, toot, beep, beep.

KurtCobain 03-07-2013 11:47 PM
if we're going with urban music, it should be gin and juice.

|Zach| 03-07-2013 11:47 PM
That song reminds me of college.

BlackHelicopters 03-08-2013 07:42 AM
Best idea petition folk have ever had. What took so long?


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