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Old 03-07-2013, 04:11 AM  
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Petition: Change the national anthem to R. Kelly's 2003 hit "Ignition (Remix)"
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pet...remix/Rm8SC7FP

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We, the undersigned, would like the Obama administration to recognize the need for a new national anthem, one that even a decade after its creation, is still hot and fresh out the kitchen. America has changed since Francis Scott Key penned our current anthem in 1814. Since then, we have realized that after the show, it's the afterparty, and that after the party, it's the hotel lobby, and--perhaps most importantly--that 'round about four, you've got to clear the lobby, at which point it's strongly recommended that you take it to the room and freak somebody. President Obama: we ask you to recognize the evolution of this beautiful country and give us an anthem that better suits the glorious nation we have become.
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Old 03-07-2013, 04:26 AM   #2
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Old 03-07-2013, 04:33 AM   #3
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Old 03-07-2013, 04:41 AM   #4
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Old 03-07-2013, 05:29 AM   #5
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Old 03-07-2013, 05:50 AM   #6
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Old 03-07-2013, 07:19 AM   #7
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Old 03-07-2013, 07:21 AM   #8
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Petitions are getting lame. It's already tiresome.
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Old 03-07-2013, 07:24 AM   #9
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Old 03-07-2013, 07:25 AM   #10
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Petitions are getting lame. It's already tiresome.
Well if (and I mean if) petitions ever had an ounce of credibility before it's gone now.
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Old 03-07-2013, 08:41 AM   #11
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Old 03-07-2013, 09:21 AM   #12
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It's like the douche who tries to keep the same joke going hours after it's already been told. After a while you just want to smack him. These petitions are already there. Lame and stupid and frankly, just annoying now.
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Well if (and I mean if) petitions ever had an ounce of credibility before it's gone now.
Online petitions are definitely too easy. Of course, that's why the White House requires 100k signatures at a minimum for them to give a response. That weeds out most of the stupid ones.
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