Anyone else have a shy bladder?
I'm sitting in my doctors office, holding up the other patients because I can't go. This has happened to me every time I've had to take a drug test too. I have to go bad but when I get in there nothing will come out. So freaking annoying. :banghead:
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Typical pothead excuse..
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Not having a drug test this time. Possible kidney infection.
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After nearly 23 years of drug tests in the Army, I think I could piss on command on live television if required.
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I work for Fedex and get several "RANDOM" piss tests per year... Me too |
Kid needs more water.
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Sometimes if someone walks into the restroom when I am at the urinal it takes me longer than usual to get started, but it doesn't stop be entirely. But that could just be my ADD distracting me.
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I chugged 2 20oz bottles in the last hour. I've always had this problem unless I'm drunk. I have to go use the restroom in the opposite end of the house if my girlfriend is over. Public restrooms are not possible at all unless it's a private single stall with a lockable door. Even then if I know someone is waiting for me it's not happening.
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This is hella racist
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Geez, just pee dude. Do you have some kind of weird hangup about standard bodily functions? It's not like they're asking you to masturbate in front of everyone.
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I get a kick out of banging on the bathroom door while someone is taking a piss. You can hear it cut off mid stream every time. It scares the shit out of them LMAO
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