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Old 03-19-2013, 02:00 PM  
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Anyone else have a shy bladder?

I'm sitting in my doctors office, holding up the other patients because I can't go. This has happened to me every time I've had to take a drug test too. I have to go bad but when I get in there nothing will come out. So freaking annoying.
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:02 PM   #2
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:03 PM   #3
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Not having a drug test this time. Possible kidney infection.
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:03 PM   #4
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:03 PM   #5
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Not having a drug test this time. Possible kidney infection.
Lots of water 30 mins before you go
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:04 PM   #6
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After nearly 23 years of drug tests in the Army, I think I could piss on command on live television if required.

I work for Fedex and get several "RANDOM" piss tests per year... Me too
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:05 PM   #7
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:05 PM   #8
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Sometimes if someone walks into the restroom when I am at the urinal it takes me longer than usual to get started, but it doesn't stop be entirely. But that could just be my ADD distracting me.
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:16 PM   #9
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Sometimes if someone walks into the restroom when I am at the urinal it takes me longer than usual to get started, but it doesn't stop be entirely. But that could just be my ADD distracting me.
Yeah, same thing for me. I typically have to flush the urinal and hear that big "whoooosh" sound for my bladder to grasp the concept of release.
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:17 PM   #10
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I chugged 2 20oz bottles in the last hour. I've always had this problem unless I'm drunk. I have to go use the restroom in the opposite end of the house if my girlfriend is over. Public restrooms are not possible at all unless it's a private single stall with a lockable door. Even then if I know someone is waiting for me it's not happening.
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:19 PM   #11
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:19 PM   #12
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Sometimes if someone walks into the restroom when I am at the urinal it takes me longer than usual to get started, but it doesn't stop be entirely. But that could just be my ADD distracting me.
You gotta put your hand up high on the wall and then there are no problems
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:20 PM   #13
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Geez, just pee dude. Do you have some kind of weird hangup about standard bodily functions? It's not like they're asking you to masturbate in front of everyone.
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:20 PM   #14
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:20 PM   #15
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I chugged 2 20oz bottles in the last hour. I've always had this problem unless I'm drunk. I have to go use the restroom in the opposite end of the house if my girlfriend is over. Public restrooms are not possible at all unless it's a private single stall with a lockable door. Even then if I know someone is waiting for me it's not happening.

You sound like a rape victom
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