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ThatRaceCardGuy 03-19-2013 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9514488)
Who is it?
Insert random ATM joke ...

CoMoChief 03-19-2013 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9514414)
I drink over 6 Liters of water a day. That is not the issue at all.

I literally have to either piss in a stall, or if I'm in a urinal I have to put my left arm against the wall in front of me and lean my head into it (so my body is tilted forward) just to piss.

It's annoying as ****.
GOD DAMNIT , YOURE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE!!!! :cuss::cuss::cuss:

R8RFAN 03-19-2013 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9514478)
No you're not. STFU. I know who you are. You tripped the mult tracker once. Don't play that shit.
Bust his ass floppy :thumb:

rtmike 03-19-2013 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by candyman (Post 9514096)
I'm black
So now you're bragging. That'll get you no where. :D




I used to have to use the poop stall all the time. After 32 years I was finally starting to get over the stage fright but then broke my back. Now I run into bathroom stalls not being big enough for my chair so I do my business right out in the open. I know it may bother some folks but it's not my fault if the business doesn't have a big enough bathroom.

C'mon man. Step up to the plate. Use one of these & you'll never have a belly ache from full bladder.


http://www.180medical.com/uploads/images/IMG_0655.jpg

Dayze 03-19-2013 08:23 PM
Yeah, I do. He mostly just sits there and doesn't say much.

Hammock Parties 03-19-2013 08:38 PM
Solution: check out the guy next to you!

MOhillbilly 03-19-2013 08:43 PM
No. Never.

LoneWolf 03-19-2013 08:51 PM
I don't have a shy bladder, but I do have an outgoing colon. I could take a shit with Jesus sitting in the stall next to me.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 03-19-2013 10:30 PM
Do you also experience ED?

wazu 03-19-2013 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9514478)
No you're not. STFU. I know who you are. You tripped the mult tracker once. Don't play that shit.
Interesting. I've often considered reincarnating myself on this board as a black man with a shy bladder, but now I see its no use.

markd2000 03-20-2013 07:22 AM
It's all psychological so you have to come up with a trigger to trick the mind. Others mentioned singing and solving mathmatical equations. For me, I focus on the wall in front of me searching for irregularities that I can turn into a female body part. As soon as I find the boobs or ass, etc., then shabam!

notorious 03-20-2013 07:24 AM
Damn, I could piss in front of a crowd of 80k people. Of course, I grew up on a farm. You piss wherever you want.


I feel sorry for you guys.

Simply Red 10-31-2020 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by candyman (Post 9514030)
I'm sitting in my doctors office, holding up the other patients because I can't go. This has happened to me every time I've had to take a drug test too. I have to go bad but when I get in there nothing will come out. So freaking annoying. :banghead:
Means you were molested as a child, Uncle Steve, was it?

Titty Meat 10-31-2020 06:43 PM
I do after I get sucked off

Jewish Rabbi 10-31-2020 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 15288158)
I do after I get sucked off
What if you’re the one doing the sucking


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