An Irishman walks into an employment office and seeks out the first receptionist..than asks..."I really want a job. Is there anything available?" The receptionist responds "I have the perfect job for you. You'll be the driver for a multi-millionaire record producer. He's only here in town once a year and you get to keep and drive his Bentley. Plus...he has twin 20 year old nymphomaniac daughters you have to keep an eye on. The Irishman looks at the receptionist in shock and mutters "Are you kidding me?" The receptionist answers "Yeah, you started it."