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Old 03-12-2013, 10:35 PM  
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Old 03-12-2013, 10:35 PM   #2
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Old 03-12-2013, 10:38 PM   #3
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Old 03-12-2013, 10:39 PM   #4
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Old 03-12-2013, 10:40 PM   #5
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Old 03-12-2013, 10:40 PM   #6
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Old 03-12-2013, 10:41 PM   #7
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Old 03-12-2013, 10:41 PM   #8
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Old 03-12-2013, 10:42 PM   #9
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Old 03-12-2013, 10:43 PM   #10
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Old 03-12-2013, 10:48 PM   #11
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'No, but it could have spelled disaster,' concluded Murphy.
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Old 03-12-2013, 10:52 PM   #12
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Old 03-12-2013, 10:53 PM   #13
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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" "Ach," says the Irish man, "it's drivin' me nuts!"


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Old 03-12-2013, 10:55 PM   #14
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This joke was told to me by an Irishman...

A small, white duck goes into a bar, jumps on the barstool, orders a shot of booze and says to the bartender 'listen, I'm a bricklayer on the construction site nearby. The works will last for some time and I'll be coming here every day around lunchtime for a shot of booze, so think about some discount or something'. The duck drinks the shot, jumps off the stool and goes out. The bartender is shocked, he's never seen a talking duck before, so he calls his friend who owns a circus: 'listen, there's a talking duck coming to my bar, come tomorrow around lunchtime and see for yourself'. So the next day the circus owner waits in the bar and the duck goes in, jumps on the barstool and orders a shot of booze. The circus manager overcomes his awe and says: 'Hello sir, I'm a circus owner and I want to offer you a job. I can give you whatever money you want, plus a company car, a cell phone, best hotels, best women, whatever you want'. The duck considers his offer for a moment and says 'so you're a circus owner, right?' 'Right' 'And your circus is one of those big tents, right?' 'Right.' 'With a sandy arena in the middle?' 'Yes' 'And with rows of seats around?' 'Correct' 'So what the **** you need a bricklayer for?
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Old 03-12-2013, 10:56 PM   #15
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