Funny Stuff Irish jokes

MOhillbilly · 03-12-2013, 09:35 PM

I have none. The meaner the better.

**keg in kc** · 03-12-2013, 09:35 PM

Potato something something. Laughter.

Inmem58 · 03-12-2013, 09:38 PM

Boondock Saints

'Hamas' Jenkins · 03-12-2013, 09:39 PM

"At least we're not Italians."

MOhillbilly · 03-12-2013, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc

Potato something something. Laughter.

Harley har har

listopencil · 03-12-2013, 09:40 PM

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

**keg in kc** · 03-12-2013, 09:41 PM

Did you hear about the irishman that jerked off pigs?

No. Because not even an irishman would do that.

OrtonsPiercedTaint · 03-12-2013, 09:41 PM

Filthy Irish trash

Lzen · 03-12-2013, 09:42 PM

Never iron a four leaf clover. You don’t want to press your luck.

stevieray · 03-12-2013, 09:43 PM

Irish I had a good joke for you.

/asian dude

Lzen · 03-12-2013, 09:48 PM

I had an accident opening a can of alphabeti spaghetti this morning,' said Murphy.

'Were you injured?' inquired Seamus.

'No, but it could have spelled disaster,' concluded Murphy.

**AustinChief** · 03-12-2013, 09:52 PM

WE DON'T WANT THE IRISH!

Lzen · 03-12-2013, 09:53 PM

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" "Ach," says the Irish man, "it's drivin' me nuts!"

**AustinChief** · 03-12-2013, 09:55 PM

This joke was told to me by an Irishman...

A small, white duck goes into a bar, jumps on the barstool, orders a shot of booze and says to the bartender 'listen, I'm a bricklayer on the construction site nearby. The works will last for some time and I'll be coming here every day around lunchtime for a shot of booze, so think about some discount or something'. The duck drinks the shot, jumps off the stool and goes out. The bartender is shocked, he's never seen a talking duck before, so he calls his friend who owns a circus: 'listen, there's a talking duck coming to my bar, come tomorrow around lunchtime and see for yourself'. So the next day the circus owner waits in the bar and the duck goes in, jumps on the barstool and orders a shot of booze. The circus manager overcomes his awe and says: 'Hello sir, I'm a circus owner and I want to offer you a job. I can give you whatever money you want, plus a company car, a cell phone, best hotels, best women, whatever you want'. The duck considers his offer for a moment and says 'so you're a circus owner, right?' 'Right' 'And your circus is one of those big tents, right?' 'Right.' 'With a sandy arena in the middle?' 'Yes' 'And with rows of seats around?' 'Correct' 'So what the **** you need a bricklayer for?

Lzen · 03-12-2013, 09:56 PM

Q: How many Irish does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Never mind, we’ll drink in the dark.

03-12-2013, 09:35 PM
MOhillbilly Mama Tried Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $7629054	Irish jokes I have none. The meaner the better.
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03-12-2013, 09:35 PM	#2
keg in kc oxymoron Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: OP/KC/Whatever Casino cash: $325823	Potato something something. Laughter.
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03-12-2013, 09:38 PM	#3
Inmem58 Ya dun goofed Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Kern County, CA Casino cash: $3014213	Boondock Saints
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03-12-2013, 09:39 PM	#4
'Hamas' Jenkins Now You've Pissed Me Off!! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Koyaanisqatsi Casino cash: $153512	"At least we're not Italians." __________________ Because Mizzou.
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03-12-2013, 09:40 PM	#6
listopencil sic semper tyrannis Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: :: In Partibus Infidelium Casino cash: $1081085	How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None. __________________ I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.
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03-12-2013, 09:41 PM	#7
keg in kc oxymoron Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: OP/KC/Whatever Casino cash: $325823	Did you hear about the irishman that jerked off pigs? No. Because not even an irishman would do that.
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03-12-2013, 09:41 PM	#8
OrtonsPiercedTaint Cavity freed krill toothpaste Join Date: Dec 2012 Casino cash: $9789	Filthy Irish trash
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03-12-2013, 09:42 PM	#9
Lzen Kicking it old school Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Topeka Casino cash: $21964	Never iron a four leaf clover. You don’t want to press your luck. __________________
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03-12-2013, 09:43 PM	#10
stevieray IN THE BLACK Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $85019513	Irish I had a good joke for you. /asian dude
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03-12-2013, 09:48 PM	#11
Lzen Kicking it old school Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Topeka Casino cash: $21964	I had an accident opening a can of alphabeti spaghetti this morning,' said Murphy. 'Were you injured?' inquired Seamus. 'No, but it could have spelled disaster,' concluded Murphy. __________________
Posts: 28,529

03-12-2013, 09:52 PM	#12
AustinChief Administrator Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Austin Casino cash: $1673571	WE DON'T WANT THE IRISH!
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03-12-2013, 09:53 PM	#13
Lzen Kicking it old school Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Topeka Casino cash: $21964	An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" "Ach," says the Irish man, "it's drivin' me nuts!" __________________
Posts: 28,529

03-12-2013, 09:55 PM	#14
AustinChief Administrator Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Austin Casino cash: $1673571	This joke was told to me by an Irishman... A small, white duck goes into a bar, jumps on the barstool, orders a shot of booze and says to the bartender 'listen, I'm a bricklayer on the construction site nearby. The works will last for some time and I'll be coming here every day around lunchtime for a shot of booze, so think about some discount or something'. The duck drinks the shot, jumps off the stool and goes out. The bartender is shocked, he's never seen a talking duck before, so he calls his friend who owns a circus: 'listen, there's a talking duck coming to my bar, come tomorrow around lunchtime and see for yourself'. So the next day the circus owner waits in the bar and the duck goes in, jumps on the barstool and orders a shot of booze. The circus manager overcomes his awe and says: 'Hello sir, I'm a circus owner and I want to offer you a job. I can give you whatever money you want, plus a company car, a cell phone, best hotels, best women, whatever you want'. The duck considers his offer for a moment and says 'so you're a circus owner, right?' 'Right' 'And your circus is one of those big tents, right?' 'Right.' 'With a sandy arena in the middle?' 'Yes' 'And with rows of seats around?' 'Correct' 'So what the **** you need a bricklayer for?
Posts: 11,077

03-12-2013, 09:56 PM	#15
Lzen Kicking it old school Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Topeka Casino cash: $21964	Q: How many Irish does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Never mind, we’ll drink in the dark. __________________
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