Are you sure you weren't holding up the other patients because you got your phone out to start a thread on CP while standing at the toilet?

Probably meth related. Better put down the pipe.

Are you on probation?

Dude. Water. Drink it. That is all.

I drink over 6 Liters of water a day. That is not the issue at all.

I literally have to either piss in a stall, or if I'm in a urinal I have to put my left arm against the wall in front of me and lean my head into it (so my body is tilted forward) just to piss.

It's annoying as ****.

Not anymore. Do to your inability to handle you johnson properly, your blackman status has been revoked. We traded you to the Asians for John Cho, my ninja from the Harold and Kumar movies. Deal is done....leave the hair grease, and hot sauce packets on your way out!

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"I'm a grower, not a shower"

Some of you are just weird...

No you're not. STFU. I know who you are. You tripped the mult tracker once. Don't play that shit.

lol

who is that Bump?

Uhh what?

Who is it?

I've never had a problem. I will pee on Sly James in the middle of a speech.

kidney infection

or

enlarged prostate