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Pasta Little Brioni 03-19-2013 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 9514092)
Are you a small man son?
He's a planeteer so anything under a foot is "small"

R8RFAN 03-19-2013 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 9514132)
The trick is to do something like double or triple digit math(multiplication).
Your brain focuses on that process and relaxes your pee pipe enough to go.
I tried that and dropped my pen

teedubya 03-19-2013 02:44 PM
Are you embarrassed by the sound of your weak piss stream or something?

Nightfyre 03-19-2013 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9514140)
He's a planeteer so anything under a foot is "small"
Well, duh. The planet is basically a stable for the world's biggest dicks.

The Rick 03-19-2013 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by candyman (Post 9514030)
I'm sitting in my doctors office, holding up the other patients because I can't go. This has happened to me every time I've had to take a drug test too. I have to go bad but when I get in there nothing will come out. So freaking annoying. :banghead:
Maybe buy your bladder an alcoholic drink or two to loosen it up a little bit and help with the shyness?

Mr. Laz 03-19-2013 02:50 PM
my bladder is not shy, it's an exhibitionist


i can go anytime,anywhere on anyone that pays me

R8RFAN 03-19-2013 02:51 PM
Why don't you just sit down and take a piss? My Sister in law revealed that's what her moonbat husband from Sweden does

demonhero 03-19-2013 02:53 PM
A majority of the foreign guys at my work piss in the toilet.. :)

TambaBerry 03-19-2013 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by candyman (Post 9514069)
I chugged 2 20oz bottles in the last hour. I've always had this problem unless I'm drunk. I have to go use the restroom in the opposite end of the house if my girlfriend is over. Public restrooms are not possible at all unless it's a private single stall with a lockable door. Even then if I know someone is waiting for me it's not happening.
The only way to break this is to just try in public restrooms of all kinds, I used to have this problem and this is how I broke it. I still cant pee standing shoulder to shoulder with someone at arrowhead though. Most bathrooms are fine for me now.

sd4chiefs 03-19-2013 03:10 PM
Try it using the Frank in Shameless method.

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candyman 03-19-2013 03:12 PM
Success! Finally.

sd4chiefs 03-19-2013 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by candyman (Post 9514212)
Success! Finally.
Frank's way never fails. LMAO

Easy 6 03-19-2013 03:14 PM
I dont like to talk about my shy bladder.

Nightfyre 03-19-2013 03:14 PM
Did you sing to yourself?

Pepe Silvia 03-19-2013 03:27 PM
No.


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