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ptlyon 02-21-2013 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 9422695)
So I showed this to my fiance, and she says "Is that you telling me you want a blowjob?" I said "Yes".

You know the rest~

At least shes quick

Scorp 02-21-2013 12:47 PM

I guess I am really lucky. I usually get a BJ from the wifey 2-3 times a week. Been married for 15 years, and together for 23 all together.

Bowser 02-21-2013 12:48 PM

What if you're stuck at home with both? Cold outside, cold inside, amirite?

Scorp 02-21-2013 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 9422712)
What if you're stuck at home with both? Cold outside, cold inside, amirite?

Oh shit. :hmmm:

Pepe Silvia 02-21-2013 12:49 PM

"Come here honey, let me shoot it in your mouth, its for the good of mankind"

Rausch 02-21-2013 12:50 PM

Just remind them all that semen carries high amounts of testosterone which acts as both a pain killer and antidepressant in the female system...

ptlyon 02-21-2013 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 9422709)
I guess I am really lucky. I usually get a BJ from the wifey 2-3 times a week. Been married for 15 years, and together for 23 all together.

I bet she has BEAUTIFUL hair!

Scorp 02-21-2013 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 9422727)
I bet she has BEAUTIFUL hair!

LMFAO, why yes, yes she does.

Donger 02-21-2013 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 9422641)
Nothing is better than being snowed in with the wife...

Married 21 years and she is just as awesome now as the day I first met her...

Is she still looking over your shoulder?

Rausch 02-21-2013 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9422740)
Is she still looking over your shoulder?

After 21 years that kind of thing has been resolved one way or the other...

cosmo20002 02-21-2013 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 9422695)
So I showed this to my fiance, and she says "Is that you telling me you want a blowjob?" I said "Yes".

You know the rest~

:whackit:?

KCUnited 02-21-2013 01:04 PM

Getting my dick sucked right now as I type on CP, while watching the NFL combine, with Floridian death metal playing in the background. All after I ran my 4.6 40 (there's a foot of snow outside).

Rausch 02-21-2013 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9422783)
Getting my dick sucked right now as I type on CP, while watching the NFL combine, with Floridian death metal playing in the background. All after I ran my 4.6 40 (there's a foot of snow outside).

:spock:

KCrockaholic 02-21-2013 01:08 PM

I've played Madden and guitar hero while getting my dick sucked. I lost.

Rausch 02-21-2013 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by KCrockaholic (Post 9422806)
I've played Madden and guitar hero while getting my dick sucked. I lost.

No, you won...


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