Let's settle this: Define CHOAD (also see: Chode)

[TinyEvel]

Some guys at work were arguing about the definition, and Urban Dictionary is inconclusive, as it lists several definitions. In your social circles, what is a chode or choad?

While I believe it is a term used mostly by men, ladies of CP your opinion is especially of interest.

Must choose only one answer in the poll. Poll is anonymous.

[Donger]

Semen.

[TrickyNicky]

A dick that is wider (circumference) than long.

I've also heard it referred as another name for the taint. But that aint a taint.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

Semen..

[Donger]

A dick that is wider (circumference) than long.

I've also heard it referred as another name for the taint. But that aint a taint.

No, that's a tuna can.

[Tribal Warfare]

The area of skin between the penis and scrotum

[chasedude]

Don't think I've ever heard that term.

[Donger]

The area of skin between the penis and scrotum

That's the perineum.

[Valiant]

Semen or dbag when reference a person

[RockChalk]

dbag when reference a person
.

[kindra68]

when i hear that term i think of Choda Boy from the movie Orgazmo.
i'm sure this doesn't help any, so i'll go back to my corner now

[RealSNR]

Reminds me of a great joke:

Q: What do you call a bottle of wine that was jizzed into by some asshole as a prank?

A: Cabernet Semegnon

[RealSNR]

Also, should have made the poll public

[beach tribe]

That's the perineum.

ROFL

[Canofbier]

The chode is the area between the balls and ass, not the balls and penis.

I misread the option you put in, and chose it, but I don't think that's what it is.

[Bowser]

I hate Big Offseason

[Stewie]

I thought the taint was between the balls/scrotum and the asshole.

[TheGuardian]

I thought the taint was between the balls/scrotum and the asshole.

It is!

The chode is ****ing NOT the area between the balls and asshole, essentially.

JFC you guys are ****ing stupid. That's the TAINT. A chode is a dong that is thicker than it is long.

Urban Dictionary to the rescue.......

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chode

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=taint

[The Dawg]

fazod

[Donger]

ROFL

Why is that funny?

[Donger]

I hate Big Offseason

LMAO

[TinyEvel]

CORRECTION ON NUMBER TWO: The skin between the balls and ass.

[Beef Supreme]

It's a made up word and it means whatever you want it to mean and the interpretation depends on context. I always heard the term "Choad Smoker" and while I suppose that could apply to any of the above, I interpreted it to mean, in that context, someone who sucks dick.

Very high brow.

[blaise]

I always thought it just meant, douche, but I never thought it was an actual thing.

[Ming the Merciless]

Urban Dictionary to the rescue.......


looking at it, it seems mixed.....

personally i think both are valid uses...around here (NW coast) its used as a synonym for taint.

[TheGuardian]

looking at it, it seems mixed.....

personally i think both are valid uses...around here (NW coast) its used as a synonym for taint.

Taint and chode are not the same at all. It's pretty clear on urban dictionary what a chode is. And taint isn't even close to that.

[Ming the Merciless]

Taint and chode are not the same at all. It's pretty clear on urban dictionary what a chode is.

no it isnt, look at the TONS of downvotes...do some simple math....

there is a VERY high percentage of people downvoting the 'dick' definition.....

look at a few other words....there is usually not such a disagreement for the top definitions.

The reason? In some places people use 'chode' like they do 'taint' in other places.......just look at the definitions...

Then look at some other words in UD.

the taint/gooch ones arent even out-downvoted...come on it is not 'clear' , thats pretty dishonest.

[Bowser]

CHODE WARS

[TheGuardian]

no it isnt, look at the TONS of downvotes...do some simple math....

there is a VERY high percentage of people downvoting the 'dick' definition.....

look at a few other words....there is usually not such a disagreement for the top definitions.

The reason? In some places people use 'chode' like they do 'taint' in other places.......just look at the definitions...

Then look at some other words in UD.

The top 3 are all a penis that is wider than long.

Taint is pretty clear.

So I did a plain ol google........

http://www.internetslang.com/CHODE-meaning-definition.asp

"CHODE means "Short, fat penis"

http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/chode

All related to penis.

McGraw-Hill Slang Dictionary: choadTop
Home > Library > Literature & Language > Slang Dictionary
and chode
1. n. the penis. (There are numerous ideas about the origin of this (these). They may not have the same origin. One possibility is French chaud = hot.) Quit scratching your chode.
2. n. a real or imaginary penis that is short and squat. You wimp! Get out and take your chode with you!
3. n. a jerk or oafish male. (Similar to prick, etc. This is probably the most common, current use.) You stupid chode!
4. n. the perineum; the flesh between the genitals region and the anus. A mountain bike team called the "Choad Chafers" won the championship.



Basically, SOME people think it's the taint, but for the most part everyone understands it's a short fat dong.

[Ming the Merciless]

The top 3 are all a penis that is wider than long.



wrong

3 out of the top 5 do not agree with you, (including the #2 definition which is what i said, MIXED use word)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chode


the only thing that is CLEAR is that there is disagreement about this word......it isn't 'clear' as you say.

not to mention, this very poll.

[Bwana]

I'm not 100% sure, but I'm damn sure this dude is a Chode/Choad head.

*EDIT* At some point, I'm going to have to use this for some trolls avatar. :)

[Okie_Apparition]

Choad was the man that invented the paper (coffee?)cup
with the fold out paper handle

[TheGuardian]

wrong

3 out of the top 5 do not agree with you, (including the #2 definition which is what i said, MIXED use word)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chode


3 out of the top 5???


1. Chode 24544 up, 14690 down
A penis wider than it is long


1. Chode 24544 up, 14690 down
A penis wider than it is long
My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.
buy chode mugs & shirts
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2. chode
Please, people--chode or choad is a multipurpose word which refers primarily to:

a) A penis which is wider than it is long (it is most certainly anatomically possible, for I have seen one for myself--it is not likely to be a common occurrence, but it certainly exists).

b) A duplicate term for the taint (perineum).

c) A fabulous insult combining the insultative power of both shades of meaning above.
a) "Holy Shit!!! The chode is real! It exists! I saw it with my own eyes!--Wait...how the hell can he have meaningful sex with that???"

b) "After that marathon, I had to use an abrasive to remove my chode scum because the bath just didn't do the job."

c) "Dude, that kid complements the professor so much it makes me sick--he's such a chode-slurper!"

3. chode
A penis which is wider than it is long. Alternate usage: an asshole frat guy who is totally useless, much like a penis which is wider than it is long.



4. Chode 18130 up, 15518 down
a chode is a bunch of people that sit around and argue over the definition of the word chode


5. Chode 21628 up, 19355 down
I don't know where most of you got your fucking definitions for this word, but the Chode has nothing to do with a short or fat penis. It is a synonym of "taint" and "gooch". It is the area between your sac and your asshole. Why would you create a definition for something that doesn't exist, you morons?



6. chode 349 up, 283 down
a penis that has a greater girth than length



So 1, which got the most thumbs up, agrees with me.

2 says the same, but it can be a duplicate term for the taint.

3 says the same as 1.

4 can be thrown out because it has nothing to do with either.

5 says it's the taint.

6 says it's a short fat dong.

So it looks like 1, 3, 6 agrees with me.

2 says it can be both.

5 says it's the taint.

Seems pretty clear that the MAJORITY believe it's a short fat dong. The taint is the taint. A chode is a short fat dong.

[Ming the Merciless]

3 out of the top 5???



Seems pretty clear that the MAJORITY believe it's a short fat dong. The taint is the taint. A chode is a short fat dong.

yes, 3 out of the top 5 disagree with you.

If you look at all the numbers there are almost as many upvotes FOR the 'taint' definition as there are for the 'short fat dick' one.

'Clear' is a pretty subjective word, and I don't feel like getting into a pissing contest over what defines clear. To me, chode is a perfect example of a word that is UNCLEAR, but if you think it is clear I can't argue with your reality.

I've heard it used both ways, hence I agree with definition #2 (best definition IMO), and #5........and especially #4 (actually this one might be best).

[unlurking]

http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/891096877/Tripping-the-Rift-Chode.jpg

[Mr. Flopnuts]

The area of skin between the penis and scrotum

This is the correct answer.