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Ten Things About Today's Game Week 10: Tits 35 KC 32

Ten Things About Today’s Game Week 10: Tits 35 KC 32

10. OK, now I’m mad. Choking Losing Pussies! As much as last week was a total team effort, this week was also a total team effort. Total effort to blow a game they had no business losing. We’d probably be in last place if we were in the AFC South, because we can’t seem to figure out how to beat teams like Houston, Indy and the Tits. Total domination in the first quarter and a 10-zip lead. Grandpa Spags -doing his best Grandpa Bob impersonation, looks every bit the defense that pissed away a 21-3 lead in Alex Smiff’s last game. Remember that game? Playoffs two years ago? Couldn’t hold a God Damn lead in the second half and let Derrek Henry run wild? How bout the offense? Sure, Mahomes throws for big yards, but we put the ball on the ground and give up a fumble return for a TD to totally flip the momentum. Watkins and Hill drop critical passes for first down conversions. And we’ll talk about special teams getting off the short special bus this morning. We’ve now lost four straight to the Tits. Andy Reid’s only beaten them once. Once. In his entire career. I thought the Texans game was going to be the one game we just flat out blew this year. But nope. This one is going to sting. A lot. Damn it I’m still mad!

9. Spags was actually worse than Grandpa Bob in this game. Think we’ve figured out how to stop the run? Hell no. Henry goes for 188 and 2 TDs. Well, maybe we can play pass defense. Hell no. Ward gives up a 52 yard bomb in the 2nd quarter. Spags actually shut out the Tits in the first quarter; first time we’ve shut out a team in the first quarter all year. But he made up for it by sucking the rest of the game. Thornhill bounces off Henry like a pinball and gives up a 69 yard run on a basic off tackle play. Chiefs manage to get up by nine with 12 minutes left in the game. A two-score lead. Can they hold it for 12 minutes? Hell no. They let Henry run it down their frickin’ throat, just like the Arrowhead 2017 playoff game. Henry looks like a NCAA Division One running back playing a community college team. Can we stop Ryan Freakin’ Tannehill from scrambling? Hell no. We let him scramble for 37 yards in the second half. And even with all this fail on defense, we still should have won the damn game.

8. On offense, more fail. Bienemy is responsible for teaching our backs ball security. Williams fumble changed the momentum of the game. Chiefs were lucky to go in tied 13-13 at halftime. First quarter: Watkins drops a very catchable pass on third down, ending a drive. Six minutes left in the fourth after catching a 39 yard pass that should have sealed the game, Hill drops two passes in a row. One gets batted up in the air that should have been picked. Mahomes throws for over 400 yards and 3 TDs, but takes a totally unnecessary sack on third down with three minutes left, loses seven yards of field position, then Colquitt and Winchester screw the pooch on the field goal attempt. Choking Losing Pussy Football with a total absence of a killer instinct. Embarrassing Fail.

7. Kelce, Hill and Hardman combined score three TDs. When your QB throws for 446 yards, you should win. When you have nine more first down than your opponent, you should win. When you’re 50% successful on third down conversions, you should win. When you run 29 more plays than your opponent, you should win. When you have 159 more offensive yards than your opponent, you should win. When you have the ball 18 freaking minutes more than your opponent….. DAMN IT….

6. Both teams lost a fumble. Our fumble was much more deadly, putting the Tits back in the game. Both teams had a bunch of penalties. Chiefs has stupid ones like Chris Jones pushing guys in the face. Tits had a pretty clean first half, then Tyler Lewan #77 for the Tits started trying to hand the game to us all by himself. He must have had money bet on KC today. KC had nine penalties for 80 yards. That’s irresponsible back sliding on team discipline. That’s on Andy Reid. And he has done nothing to fix it since September.

5. Dave Toub should be let go after this season. We haven’t had a single punt return or kickoff return for a TD. So specials are not helping, at all. We can't seem to get through a game without penalties on punt returns. We did have Hardman field a punt on his own three yard line before the end of the first half, so we've got that going for us. We did have Buttkicker miss a critical PAT that changed the game strategy. We did have Colquitt chip in with a 26 yard punt, and have him muff a hold, and add on a intentional grounding when he panicked when the snap hit him in the freaking feet. His game is slipping, he's old and makes a shit ton of money. Time to send him on his way with a gold watch and some pudding at the end of the year. He’s a veteran player, and veteran players should not piss their pants like that when the game is on the line. On the final FG attempt, the guy who blocked the punt was offsides, but the Ref’s had a plane to catch, so…no call. Never should have come to that anyway. Game was lost when they puked up the lead with less than :30.

4. Schwartz lost his injury free streak. At least he had the gonads to suck it up and come back in and play out the rest of the game. Cam Erving got his ass beat on several occasions. We lost Rankin-Canadian Doc’s backup- when they carted him off the field. Ogbah left with a shoulder or chest injury, so now we’re missing both Ogbah and Okafor. Great.

3. Chris Jones was gimping around in the second half. Since we’re running out of guys and they can’t rotate, our D-linemen looked gassed in the fourth quarter, especially when the Tits went to the hurry up offense. When you have twice as many sacks as your opponent, you should win. In the Tits final scoring drive Fenton makes a nice play to break up a pass, then freaking FALLS DOWN to allow the game winning TD. Very Grandpa Bob-like defensive stand. Once again, Andy put the game in Spag’s hands to win it, and he totally shits the bed.

2. Total fail on coaching. Total let down after last week. Pissing away this game, to an AFC opponent, not only totally wipes away the progress from beating the Vikes last week, but even worse, this is a CONFERENCE LOSS, which will probably end up making us play in the first round of the playoffs, on the road somewhere. IF they can pull their heads out of their asses, get it together and actually MAKE the playoffs. After today, I seriously have my doubts.

1. I can’t even bring myself to listen to Andy’s after game presser. Here, let me guess: “We didn’t get the job done. We can’t turn the ball over. We’ve got to be better on special teams. We’ve got a lot of guys hurt. Pat played well coming back but he was rusty, and we dropped too many passes. We have too many penalties. We’ll fix all of this, because we look forward to the challenge of playing the Mexican Chargers on Monday Night Football next week....blah blah blah." I need a Zanex and a handful of Tums. I need to go and be mad somewhere for awhile now.

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Old 11-10-2019, 06:24 PM   #106
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well this isn't Hailey Crennell type of losses, but it feels more like Peter Warrick and Vermei type of losses. No punt games.
Actually we did punt once.
For 26 yards.
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Old 11-10-2019, 06:31 PM   #107
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I'm starting to think that maybe this is just who they are.

And always have been.....and always will be?

I can't put my finger on it. It's uncanny.
This is almost word for word what I said to my son after the game. I think Mahomes could throw for 5 TDs every game and we would lose at least half of them.
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Old 11-10-2019, 06:39 PM   #108
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Great write up of a shitty game

Colts fans point and laugh at me.....
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Old 11-10-2019, 06:51 PM   #109
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Old 11-10-2019, 06:53 PM   #110
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No disagreement here.

It’s kind of odd that Hill of all people had a couple bad drops.

What a shit waste of an absolutely brilliant Mahomes game. We’re going to look back at these type of games with utter sadness when Mahomes is done.

I mean, I guess they can turn it around and make a run but at this point I’m just going to tune in to watch Mahomes do incredible things
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Old 11-10-2019, 06:54 PM   #111
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George I am very pissed as well. I can't believe you were able to even do a top 10 on this BS. The ONLY thing that I can hang on to is we still lead the AFC west by one game. The ONLY thing. This season is riding on thin ice and I see a playoff 1 and done again. This is such a HUGE waste of our beloved Mahomes, AGAIN! Shit because Chiefs
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Old 11-10-2019, 07:04 PM   #113
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Such a shit loss. Sorry you had to relive that through your 10 things. So frustrating today. Gosh!
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No mention of Chris Jones being out of position on multiple plays, including the long touchdown run for TD. Guy is a liability in the run game but wants to be paid elite money.
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Old 11-10-2019, 07:08 PM   #115
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11. The Chiefs just aren't that good.
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No disagreement here.

It’s kind of odd that Hill of all people had a couple bad drops.

What a shit waste of an absolutely brilliant Mahomes game. We’re going to look back at these type of games with utter sadness when Mahomes is done.

I mean, I guess they can turn it around and make a run but at this point I’m just going to tune in to watch Mahomes do incredible things
That's a good approach. Prepare for the team to lose every game. Then when they actually win, you can be pleasantly surprised by it. They are extremely undisciplined on both sides of the ball. The defense just doesn't have the talent required, even if they had excellent discipline.
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No mention of Chris Jones being out of position on multiple plays, including the long touchdown run for TD. Guy is a liability in the run game but wants to be paid elite money.
Frank Clark comes back.
We lose.

Matthieu has no impact plays.
We lose.

These are our two "fix it" free agent guys they brought in to make this defense better. This looked EXACTLY like the 2017 playoff defense. Can't stop shit when they really need to. And the only way they get beat is if they give up a TD. TO RYAN FREAKIN TANNEHILL. Not exactly like losing to Aaron Rodgers.
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Frank Clark comes back.
We lose.

Matthieu has no impact plays.
We lose.

These are our two "fix it" free agent guys they brought in to make this defense better. This looked EXACTLY like the 2017 playoff defense. Can't stop shit when they really need to. And the only way they get beat is if they give up a TD. TO RYAN FREAKIN TANNEHILL. Not exactly like losing to Aaron Rodgers.
I'm of the belief that he was brought in for his "veteran leadership". I do credit him for the D playing better overall. But yea...
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Old 11-10-2019, 07:14 PM   #119
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What the hell changes with Mahomes at qb to the defense? They looked nothing like they did the last 3 weeks with him out

I just don’t understand
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Sigh. Andy really is his own worst enemy.
Worst "great" head coach in NFL History. Dude is super overrated. I'm telling you guys what's happening...
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