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Old 09-28-2009, 06:16 PM  
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A new service for you: The Chiefsplanet Doomsday Nuclear Clock
Updates:

September 29, 2009 - Tyler Thigpen gets traded: 11:42
November 17, 2009 - Dwayne Bowe gets suspended: 11:51
December 06, 2009 - Matt Cassel gets benched: 11:52
December 13, 2009 - Matt Cassel throws quatro intercepto after benching: 11:53



There's way too much panic here for a situation where we've got new management and a new coach coming in. We've only had three games in our first season of the new regime.

To better guide people on when to panic, I'm proposing a Chiefs' variant of the Doomsday Clock that's run at the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists.

If the clock hits noon, then it's time to panic. The closer it is to noon, the more you should worry. If it's 15 minutes off, then we're relatively safe in the big scheme of things.

Okay, you ready?

The Chiefsplanet Doomsday Clock is currently at:

11:58

With a new regime in place and a new coaching staff in place, and with three games played under the new system, there is no cause for panic. In fact, this is the furthest from high noon that this clock has been since the end of the 1997 regular season.

I'll update this periodically unless I forget about it.






Past clock settings:

Prior to kickoff, 1960 season: 11:30
Prior to kickoff, 1965 season: 11:35
Prior to kickoff, 1970 season: 11:30
Prior to kickoff, 1975 season: 11:44
Prior to kickoff, 1980 season: 11:51
Prior to kickoff, 1985 season: 11:58
Prior to kickoff, 1990 season: 11:55
Prior to kickoff, 1995 season: 11:47
Prior to kickoff, 2000 season: 11:52
Prior to kickoff, 2005 season: 11:53
Prior to kickoff, 2010 season: 11:57
Prior to kickoff, 2015 season: 11:50
2016 postseason: 11:42
End of regular season, 2017: 6:00 p.m.
Prior to kickoff, 2018 season: 2:00 p.m.
January 16, 2019: Clock has been dismantled and reassembled into a music box that plays Rock and Roll Part 2.
August 14, 2020: Clock parts were melted down and reformed into a nice stand to hold the Lombardi Trophy.
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Old 12-31-2017, 06:55 PM   #76
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The Doomsday Clock has now been updated as of the end of the regular season in 2017. It's 6:00 p.m. It's supper time.
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Old 12-31-2017, 07:02 PM   #77
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The Doomsday Clock has now been updated as of the end of the regular season in 2017. It's 6:00 p.m. It's supper time.
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Old 12-31-2017, 07:35 PM   #78
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Don't you mean it's currently... 2 PM?
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Old 12-31-2017, 07:37 PM   #79
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Don't you mean it's currently... 2 PM?
I really blew an opportunity there, didn't I?
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Old 12-31-2017, 07:51 PM   #80
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I really blew an opportunity there, didn't I?
You really did.
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As an update, the Chiefsplanet Doomsday Clock has been disassembled and the parts have been repurposed to create a music box that plays Rock and Roll Part 2.
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Old 01-16-2019, 11:29 PM   #83
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Cool clock Ahmed, want to bring it to the Super Bowl?
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Sure would like to hear that song played in Arrowhead again. Makes me sick that we have nothing to do on touchdowns anymore.

yes, yes, I know why its not played. Find a way around it damnit.
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Sure would like to hear that song played in Arrowhead again. Makes me sick that we have nothing to do on touchdowns anymore.

yes, yes, I know why its not played. Find a way around it damnit.
Simultaneously play the video of kid-kisser doing his thing? Seems like a nice PSA to me...
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Can't ya' just see it and hear it:



Doot-doot-Dooooooooooooo....( Tom saunters in to the kitchen )

Da-dooooooooooooooooooo....( keeps coming...)

Da- doooooooooooooooooo.....( closer....)



Doot-doot-Dooooooooooooo....( reaches his target )

Da-dooooooooooooooooooo....( stares down...)

Da- doooooooooooooooooo.....( creepy predator smile...)



Doot-doot-dooooooooooooo.....( starts bending down....)

Da-dooooooooooooooooooo....( keeps coming...)

Da- dEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....( slowwwwly...)

Da- DA-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO( ALMOST.....)


CONTACT!


Ya--da--da--DEE-DA-DEE-DA-DOOP ( HEY! )/Cut to chick in Pats jacket puking up beer


Ya--da--da--DEE-DA-DEE-DA-DOOP ( HEY! )/Cut to DUDE in Pats jacket puking up beer


Ya--da--da--DEE-DA-DEE-DA-DOOP ( HEY! )/Cut to KID in Pats jacket puking up energy drink

( drums and drums etc. )


*I'm thinking Clay could make this happen.
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