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View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis?
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%
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Old 12-19-2014, 11:09 AM  
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Oral Sex Frequency
So I've seen many of you guys bitch about not getting blow jobs frequently.

How often do you get them? Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them?

Oral is part of foreplay for my wife and I so I get head just about every time before we ****. U jelly?
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Old 12-20-2014, 03:11 PM   #286
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New girlfriend is a freak in the sack.
Freak as in good and/or kinky, or freak as in she has a tail and multiple sets of genitals?
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Old 12-20-2014, 06:38 PM   #287
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New girlfriend is a freak in the sack.
So she blows you AFTER butt secks? Kinky.
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Old 12-20-2014, 06:54 PM   #288
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This. Never really cared much about BJ's. Only was excited by them if sex wasn't an option.



I'll take sex over a BJ any day.

Yes.

A woman starts sucking on my rod & licking my balls & I just want some pussy.
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Old 12-20-2014, 06:55 PM   #289
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New girlfriend is a freak in the sack.

How?
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Old 12-20-2014, 07:00 PM   #290
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Does it concern you that she is a freak already? I mean somebody had to teach her.
Nope. Not at all
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Old 12-20-2014, 08:41 PM   #291
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Old 12-20-2014, 08:51 PM   #292
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Old 12-20-2014, 08:58 PM   #293
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Nope. Not at all
I can see why.
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Old 12-20-2014, 11:45 PM   #294
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Well no. If you're not excited about being a high school sports announcer, then no, I don't want to hear about it.

But if you love it. If you love the kids, the atmosphere, the booth. If it's the tradition, or the smells, or the sounds that keep drawing you back. If it mattered to you in any way, I would.
And you don't think that a 20-something guy displaying any of what you've mentioned here won't come off as incredibly creepy?
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Old 12-21-2014, 12:13 AM   #295
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And you don't think that a 20-something guy displaying any of what you've mentioned here won't come off as incredibly creepy?
This isn't you, is it?

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Old 12-21-2014, 07:43 AM   #298
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cooter? really?

You might want to change up your vernacular about your wife's pussy around your wife. Maybe try.........Meat Wallet?
In high school my nickname was Cooter

I went to a party, got drunk and ended up hooking up with a girl there..we went upstairs and started ****ing..after a few minutes she started screaming, "**** my cooter!!!" Screaming it loud as hell..loud enough people heard it downstairs..over music

So everyone started calling me Cooter
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What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
What's the difference between a joke a 5 dicks?

Your wife can't take a joke!
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The T-Rex:

When you are doing a girl from behind, preferably close to the edge of the bed, and you grab her by the shoulders and lift her up. This results in her swinging her arms aimlessly like a T-Rex while making moaning noises.

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"Oo.. I t rexed that bitch"
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