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$0. I would do it for free. It sounds like a peaceful and carefree existence. | 1 | 2.22% | |
$1 to $25,000. I'd need a little spending money, but I don't need to save for retirement. | 0 | 0% | |
$25,001 to $50,000 - I'd want to maintain some sort of lifestyle. | 1 | 2.22% | |
$50,001 to $100,000 - I'd want to live well. | 1 | 2.22% | |
$100,001 to $150,000 - I'd make this count. | 1 | 2.22% | |
$150,0001 to $250,000 - I'd want to leave some sort of legacy. | 1 | 2.22% | |
$250,001 to $500,000 - You'd have to make it really worth my while. | 2 | 4.44% | |
$500,001 to $1 million - I'd need to make up for a lot of stuff I'm missing. | 3 | 6.67% | |
$1.01 million or more - It would have to be an offer I can't refuse. | 4 | 8.89% | |
No amount of money would be worth it. | 26 | 57.78% | |
I already live in a zoo. | 3 | 6.67% | |
I am unable to comprehend such a situation. I think it's unconstitutional. | 2 | 4.44% | |
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10-14-2015, 08:12 PM | #16 | |
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It's pretty dark after the zoo closes and the snow cone stand above your enclosure shuts down. You can only leave in December because that's the zoo's slow period. I think visitors would be allowed, but they must be in the enclosure with you, so keep privacy considerations in mind. (The zoo visitors expect to see bodily functions, so it won't bother them.)
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10-14-2015, 08:26 PM | #17 |
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Will you be probed by zoo doctors? If so, Cosmo is in.
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10-14-2015, 08:39 PM | #18 | |
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buehler has this down
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10-14-2015, 08:42 PM | #19 |
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Buehler always has it down that boy has an eye for female talent.
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10-14-2015, 08:56 PM | #21 |
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What's the point in having a salary if you're only able to spend it one month out of every year?
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10-14-2015, 09:02 PM | #22 |
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I would show them how an American lives by whipping out my dick and pissing on their shoes at the thought of trading away total liberty for total security. And then I'd rig something to blow up behind me as I slowly walked away without looking back at the explosion. **** yeah.
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10-14-2015, 09:02 PM | #23 |
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I see no mating with other zoo inhabitants, I'm out!
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10-14-2015, 09:40 PM | #24 |
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Why would you need to buy food? Dont zoos usually feed the animals?
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10-14-2015, 10:21 PM | #25 |
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I was torn about this. I think we can assume that they will provide a very healthy and balanced diet for you, and you can order cookies and stuff from Amazon Prime.
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10-14-2015, 10:25 PM | #26 |
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Can I walk around naked..do jumping Jacks and yoga in front of the glass wall naked and can I request 12 hours a day instead of 18
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10-14-2015, 10:56 PM | #27 |
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Lifetime commitment is the dealbreaker. It's a 2 year gig.
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10-14-2015, 11:10 PM | #28 |
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If they let me get back to them in 30 years, I would probably do it. Not now, in my 30's though.
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10-14-2015, 11:35 PM | #29 |
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I think you can do whatever you want. They're paying to see you. However, the 18 hour day is non-negotiable. The zoo needs that evening revenue.
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10-15-2015, 08:14 AM | #30 |
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I picked no amount of money would be worth it, I think it would be different if it were for like 10 years. I would trade 10 years of privacy to be financially set for life. I just don't see a point in a lot of money if you can't really be free to go out and spend it.
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