Talk about the Bengals...A safe space for lurking Bengals fans

[TinyEvel]

In response to the Bengals fan forum post, citing their shocked reaction to our own Bengals game thread, I invite the finest of Chiefs Planet to politely discuss their desired outcomes for the football competition on Sunday (the Lord's day!).

Please prognosticate with courteous aplomb.

(Lifts a chilled glass of a sensible chablis) "tink!"

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut

the bungals are going down their qb will be sacked 12 times It will be glorious.

you remember that scene in any given sunday where dennis quaid breaks his back?

[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch

At some pt we need to beat them tho. As of today they have bragging rights. Need to change that at some point

Frankly I find them our biggest AFC challenge and if we lose Sunday, who could disagree?

Suck an uncircumcised penis.

[BossChief]

Look at their strengths and how we match up to them…

Chase - McDuffie
Higgins - Sneed
Boyd - Williams
Mixon - Bolton/Gay
Hendrickson - Brown (this is why he lost the weight, to better match up on the edge against guys like Troy.)
Hubbard - Wylie/Niang this one’s a definite concern. I bet Niang starts second half.

KC is going to straight up dismantle Cincinnati Sunday and isn’t going to lose a game till next season, at the earliest.

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by Molitoth

Do Bengals fans like Travis Kelce?

I really like watching him score game winning touchdowns against the Chargers.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

I really like watching him score game winning touchdowns against the Chargers.

important for you to secure the wild card

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by BossChief

Hubbard - Wylie/Niang this one’s a definite concern. I bet Niang starts second half.

Hubbard is a mediocre power rusher with no speed. A perfect matchup for Wylie who has quietly ascended over the last six weeks. Niang won't see the field.

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

important for you to secure the wild card

Just wait a few weeks. We'll show you how to put the Bills out of their misery.

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

Hubbard is a mediocre power rusher with no speed. A perfect matchup for Wylie who has quietly ascended over the last six weeks. Niang won't see the field.

Hubbard is more of a run stuffer who occasionally drops into coverage. He'll get his 6 sacks a year but not much more than that.

Well, he is good at sacking Mahomes at least.

[BossChief]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

Hubbard is a mediocre power rusher with no speed. A perfect matchup for Wylie who has quietly ascended over the last six weeks. Niang won't see the field.

Better than terrible is still bad.

[Hammock Parties]

ESPN > PFF

[ThyKingdomCome15]

A safe space for Bengals fans on CP? Lol, that doesn't make me want to say horrible things about their team, city, or Mom whatsoever. Not even a little bit.

[YayMike]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

ESPN > PFF

My 2 year old son YayMike Jr > PFF.

[KChiefs1]

Is it “BenGALS” or “BANGLES”?

[FlaChief58]

Originally Posted by KChiefs1

Is it “BenGALS” or “BANGLES”?

I always thought it was Bungholes

[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by KChiefs1

Is it “BenGALS” or “BANGLES”?

It’s “occasionally the bridesmaids, but never the brides.”

Here’s a fun stat for the lone bridesmaids fan that has the balls to come to our scary site…..

In Super Bowls Mahomes is 1-1, Burrows is 0-1

Mahomes NFL record is 59-15
Burrows NFL record is 17-17-1

Dude already has more losses than Mahomes, and has played less than half as many games!

Mahomes has played in the same number of Super Bowls as the bridesmaids , and he actually has a win. If history tells us anything about those bridesmaids, it’s that it’ll be another 30+ years before they get a chance to lose another SB.