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**gblowfish** · 01-15-2013, 05:13 PM

Two Boffo Stories:

Story One: Man arrested for giving wicked wedgies, or snuggies, or melvyns, or whatever you call pulling the underwear over a nerd's head.

Story Two: Fifty Year Old School Teacher Gets Tanked on Cheap Wine, wrecks her van, offers to blow the cop if he lets her go.

Florida, I love you. You're just so fun!

Story #1:
Charles Ross is known for orchestrating outrageous pranks and posting them to Youtube. But this time, the 18-year-old prankster may have gone a step too far.

Ross was arrested for battery Sunday night after he allegedly gave a series of wedgies to moviegoers outside the Carmike Royal Palm 20 in Bradenton, Fla., while a friend filmed the prank, the Bradenton Herald reports.

The underwear prank, which Gawker calls a "wedgie spree," ended badly for Ross when a 20-year-old male victim reported to authorities that Ross grabbed him "by the back of his pants and pulled them up hard," according to the Smoking Gun. Although other victims of the schoolyard prank also came forward, the 20-year-old is the only one seeking charges.

On his Youtube channel, Ross has uploaded video footage of him performing a variety of pranks -- from doing handstands over people to trying out pick-up lines -- but the latest in his compilation is by far one of his most hands-on public displays.

According to the police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, Ross challenged the male victim following the wedgie, "asking if he wanted to hit him."

The Mantee County Sheriff's Office arrested Ross and detained him overnight. He was released on $750 bail, records show, and his court date is set for Feb. 14.

Though Ross' wedgie spree was meant in jest, this is not the first time someone has been arrested for doling out the uncomfortable underwear gag. In 2006, an Albany, N.Y., teacher was arrested for endangering the welfare of a child after allegedly giving a 10-year-old student a wedgie during summer school.

http://www.manateesheriff.com/Public...px?ID=10125392

Story #2:
'A' for effort?
Middle school math teacher Mary Maloney allegedly offered oral sex to a police officer after being nabbed for a hit-and-run in Palm Beach County, Fla.

Maloney, 53, was arrested Sunday after she crashed her van into a pickup truck around 8:35 p.m., then took off, according to an arrest report obtained by the Sun Sentinel. A witness to the crash tracked Maloney's car to a parking spot and then called police.

The arresting officer said he found an empty gallon jug of wine behind Maloney's driver's seat and "immediately smelled the strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from her person," according to WPTV. The report states that her eyes were glassy, bloodshot, and partially closed.
The officer that drove Maloney to the police station noted that she asked him "How much do I need to pay you to just let me go? Don't you understand I am a school teacher?"

She then allegedly offered to perform oral sex on him and allow him to fondle her breasts.

Maloney was charged with driving under the influence, leaving the scene of a crash with damage, resisting an officer without violence, driving with a suspended license and attempted bribery of a public servant.

Mosbonian · 02-16-2019, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Imon Yourside

Yup, let's get a bunch of people from here together with the same sick of winter interests and buy a neighborhood down there. Gators galore baby! i'm all in.

I didn't wait for everyone else....I am already here. Got sick of winters around 2013-2014.

**BigRedChief** · 02-17-2019, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by TambaBerry

so most of the crazy shit happens in pinellas county and its also the home of Scientology I dont think thats a coincidence

Thats where I live. It's a huge county and there is a major divide. The hard core Trump backers and Scientologists are in the northern part where most of this stuff happens. The southern part is now a majority of millennial's, think San Francisco politically and socially.

Beef Supreme · 02-17-2019, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief

Thats where I live. It's a huge county and there is a major divide. The hard core Trump backers and Scientologists are in the northern part where most of this stuff happens. The southern part is now a majority of millennial's, think San Francisco politically and socially.

Yeah, millennial's and democrats never do anything stupid.

Now get the **** out of this thread with your DC bullshit.

**MahiMike** · 02-17-2019, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

People who live in a Florida neighborhood say their neighbor does yard work and walks around his property naked. Stuart residents say they’ve called the sheriff's office, but deputies say there is nothing they can do.

"I came out Sunday night to put the trash out, and I look over and he is bent over, winding up his hose, and I'm like, that is my view of the neighborhood,” says Melissa Ny, a neighbor.

Concerned neighbors want to crack down on this naked truth, the man who lives at the end of their street is a nudist.

"He works on his car, and he does it naked and everyone has called the police. He is just out there doing his yard work, whatever he needs to do outside, naked," says Ny.

Nude yard work? Neighbors can't bear it.

"Have some respect for the neighborhood kids. Kids catch the bus here. It’s wrong," says Charlie Estes, a neighbor.

Several people in the neighborhood have called the Martin County Sheriff's office, but say deputies tell them as long as he isn't touching himself inappropriately, there is nothing they can do since he is on his own property.

"I have seen these people stand on their front step, buck naked, both of them, and talk to a police officer, sheriff department. The sheriff's department told me to turn my head," says Estes.

We found one person who doesn’t have an issue with the neighbor stripped down to nothing.

"I am not one of those people who have concerns because it is their way of life, and it is on their property and I know it is legal," says Molly Merritt, neighbor.

We spoke with the man in question off camera. He said he was not interested in doing an interview because he and his family are private people.

"If they are private, why are your privates on display? That is not private at all, that is very public," says Ny.

Link: https://www.kmbc.com/article/neighbo...-nude/23339194

Hey that's cool! More power to them. FREEDOM BITCHEZ!

vailpass · 02-17-2019, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by MahiMike

Hey that's cool! More power to them. FREEDOM BITCHEZ!

They should start sniping him with a paint ball gun.

**BigRedChief** · 02-17-2019, 01:34 PM

Pure Florida. Gator on a pool noodle.

**gblowfish** · 02-25-2019, 03:21 PM

I was in a band once called "Reckless Dentistry!"
https://www.kmbc.com/article/police-...years/26515571

NORTH PORT, Fla. —

Police in Florida say an illegal dental office being run out of the garage of a house has been shut down.

WFLA reports an undercover officer posing as a patient discovered the full-service facility in the middle of a North Port neighborhood.

The Bradenton Herald reports Enrique Sanabria Gravier, 48, and his wife Adriana Gutierrez Hoyos, 47, were arrested Tuesday on charges of practicing dentistry without a license and conspiracy to commit a felony.

The Florida Department of Health received a tip that the couple had been running the unlicensed practice for five years.

The couple is accused of performing extractions, braces and crowns.

"Everything from a cleaning to even braces, items like that. So pretty in depth and certainly not being done with the right education, certification, insurance,” said Josh Taylor with the North Port Police Department.

A probable cause affidavit says there was no medical insurance for the practice, and Gravier and Hoyos were not paying taxes.

A dentist, Dr. Christian Becker, said people in need of dentistry who cannot afford it should take advantage of county-run clinics or free dental services offered by professionals.

“It actually makes me sad for the most part because I can sympathize. I understand that it's not inexpensive to get a dental appointment,” said Becker.

**gblowfish** · 03-11-2019, 10:34 AM

BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. —

A woman who shot a man because he was snoring too loudly is facing attempted murder charges, Brevard County deputies confirmed.

Authorities said Lorie Morin, 47, of Cocoa, shot her boyfriend during a domestic violence incident Wednesday.

When authorities arrived at their home on Emerald Lake Drive in unincorporated Cocoa, Morin and her boyfriend inferred the shooting was an accident.

The man was taken to the hospital where he is still recovering from his injury but is in stable condition.

Through an ongoing investigation by deputies, authorities discovered the pair, who had been drinking before the incident, had an argument over the victim snoring too loud.

Authorities said Morin grabbed a shotgun and fired at her boyfriend, striking him.

Morin is charged with attempted murder and aggravated battery. She is being held at the Brevard County Jail with no bond.

https://www.kmbc.com/article/deputie...oudly/26784495

**gblowfish** · 03-18-2019, 02:58 PM

This one is frickin' sick:

A Florida kindergarten teacher and her boyfriend are facing charges that they made videos of themselves sexually abusing children.

The Orlando Sentinel reports 34-year-old Audra Mabel is facing federal charges of creating child pornography and sexual exploitation of a child. Her 36-year-old boyfriend, Justin Ritchie, is charged with sexual assault of a child.

Sanford police said a preschool-age relative of Ritchie told her mother he had abused her many times. Officers arrested him March 8 and say they found video on his cellphone of him assaulting the child.

According to the Lansing State Journal, investigators seized Ritchie's digital devices and found pornographic material produced by both him and Mabel. Multiple videos involved a young child and were made by Mabel in 2017, when she was living in Michigan.

Investigators say they also found video of Mabel abusing a young relative and one of her exposing herself in a Michigan first-grade classroom where she previously taught.

She was hired in Florida in December. Mabel was a teacher at Spring Lake Elementary in Altamonte Springs. The district said it fired her immediately when it learned of her arrest.

Officials told WFTV that while there is no evidence of her doing anything similar while teaching at Spring Lake Elementary, they contacted parents immediately.

“It's too early to know whether there were or there weren't,” said Michael Lawrence with Seminole County Public Schools. "That's why we just want to take the precaution of making them aware and having those conversations with their students, with their children.”

https://www.kmbc.com/article/seminol...-porn/26858316

**gblowfish** · 03-24-2019, 10:13 AM

Attack of the poisonous toads!

PALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. —

Residents in a Florida neighborhood are terrified for the safety of their children and pets after they began seeing thousands of dime-sized toads plaguing their yards in Palm Beach Gardens.

Jennifer Quasha says in the eight years she has lived in her neighborhood, she has never seen anything like this before.

“I just can’t believe it! It’s just really gross. I feel like I don’t have a backyard. I don’t have a front yard. I feel if we don’t leave we’re confined to the indoors. I feel like the toads are taking over,” Quasha said.

Quasha says her family noticed the toads Friday.

“We woke up to tens of thousands of what we didn’t know at the time if they were frogs or toads at the time entering our swimming pool by the hundreds,” Quasha explained.

The mother of three and her neighbors believe the little amphibians are Bufo toads. The species is commonly known for causing eye or irritation in children and harming pets.

“If they are those toads they definitely are an issue,” said Ethan Howell, the manager of Florida Environmental Pest Management. “They are poisonous and they excrete a liquid from their glands and if that is ingested by (a) dog, it can be fatal.”

Howell says a population explosion of this magnitude is very uncommon. But he says there are many factors that can cause the toads to reproduce quicker.

“When the conditions are like they have been -- really high, influx of warm weather, up in the 80s and 90s and quite a bit of rain, which causes more standing water -- there’s more opportunities for them to reproduce,” Howell said.

Quasha believes the lake directly behind her home is the causing the “infestation” of Bufo toads.

When she reached out to the homeowners association to express her concerns she says they sent out a mass email stating, "This event is a natural course of nature not having anything to do with the ecosystem of the lake. The opinion is that this is an isolated occurrence not derived from the lake.”

The email goes on to explain this situation has occurred in Mirasol before and they recommend residents hire a pest control specialist.

“I’m hoping to find out if something was supposed to be done. If the owners of this lake and master association was supposed to be maintaining the lake and possibly pulling out the fish eggs from the lake and euthanizing the adult toads,” Quasha said. “I’m sure they couldn’t possibly get them all, but it would never be to this magnitude had they been doing so.”

WPBF reached out to the neighborhood's management team, which said the board contacted a toad removal service and that trapping and netting the cane toads will begin Tuesday.

Link: https://www.kmbc.com/article/a-plagu...MrI7bI02PVREOk

**ptlyon** · 03-24-2019, 10:47 AM

WPBF? We Probably Be Fine?

stumppy · 03-24-2019, 11:18 AM

https://youtu.be/Dzl1RkBxNsY

FROGS

**MahiMike** · 03-24-2019, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by KINGPIN CHIEFS FAN

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/vide...222939712.html
I can't stop watching this video!

I'd say she's just being a good steward of time management.

Naptown Chief · 03-24-2019, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

This one is frickin' sick:

A Florida kindergarten teacher and her boyfriend are facing charges that they made videos of themselves sexually abusing children.

The Orlando Sentinel reports 34-year-old Audra Mabel is facing federal charges of creating child pornography and sexual exploitation of a child. Her 36-year-old boyfriend, Justin Ritchie, is charged with sexual assault of a child.

Sanford police said a preschool-age relative of Ritchie told her mother he had abused her many times. Officers arrested him March 8 and say they found video on his cellphone of him assaulting the child.

According to the Lansing State Journal, investigators seized Ritchie's digital devices and found pornographic material produced by both him and Mabel. Multiple videos involved a young child and were made by Mabel in 2017, when she was living in Michigan.

Investigators say they also found video of Mabel abusing a young relative and one of her exposing herself in a Michigan first-grade classroom where she previously taught.

She was hired in Florida in December. Mabel was a teacher at Spring Lake Elementary in Altamonte Springs. The district said it fired her immediately when it learned of her arrest.

Officials told WFTV that while there is no evidence of her doing anything similar while teaching at Spring Lake Elementary, they contacted parents immediately.

“It's too early to know whether there were or there weren't,” said Michael Lawrence with Seminole County Public Schools. "That's why we just want to take the precaution of making them aware and having those conversations with their students, with their children.”

https://www.kmbc.com/article/seminol...-porn/26858316

Jesus Christ man.. What in the **** is wrong with people? I saw the thread yesterday about the guy that assaulted a cat.. I hope the woman and her boyfriend never see the light of day again.

KS Smitty · 03-24-2019, 12:57 PM

Has anyone done the Florida man challenge where you google Florida man and your birth month and day?

Florida man accused of putting semen in coworker's water

https://www.tallahassee.com/story/ne...er/1997706002/

01-15-2013, 05:13 PM
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	This Week's Important Florida News! Two Boffo Stories: Story One: Man arrested for giving wicked wedgies, or snuggies, or melvyns, or whatever you call pulling the underwear over a nerd's head. Story Two: Fifty Year Old School Teacher Gets Tanked on Cheap Wine, wrecks her van, offers to blow the cop if he lets her go. Florida, I love you. You're just so fun! Story #1: Charles Ross is known for orchestrating outrageous pranks and posting them to Youtube. But this time, the 18-year-old prankster may have gone a step too far. Ross was arrested for battery Sunday night after he allegedly gave a series of wedgies to moviegoers outside the Carmike Royal Palm 20 in Bradenton, Fla., while a friend filmed the prank, the Bradenton Herald reports. The underwear prank, which Gawker calls a "wedgie spree," ended badly for Ross when a 20-year-old male victim reported to authorities that Ross grabbed him "by the back of his pants and pulled them up hard," according to the Smoking Gun. Although other victims of the schoolyard prank also came forward, the 20-year-old is the only one seeking charges. On his Youtube channel, Ross has uploaded video footage of him performing a variety of pranks -- from doing handstands over people to trying out pick-up lines -- but the latest in his compilation is by far one of his most hands-on public displays. According to the police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, Ross challenged the male victim following the wedgie, "asking if he wanted to hit him." The Mantee County Sheriff's Office arrested Ross and detained him overnight. He was released on $750 bail, records show, and his court date is set for Feb. 14. Though Ross' wedgie spree was meant in jest, this is not the first time someone has been arrested for doling out the uncomfortable underwear gag. In 2006, an Albany, N.Y., teacher was arrested for endangering the welfare of a child after allegedly giving a 10-year-old student a wedgie during summer school. http://www.manateesheriff.com/Public...px?ID=10125392 Story #2: 'A' for effort? Middle school math teacher Mary Maloney allegedly offered oral sex to a police officer after being nabbed for a hit-and-run in Palm Beach County, Fla. Maloney, 53, was arrested Sunday after she crashed her van into a pickup truck around 8:35 p.m., then took off, according to an arrest report obtained by the Sun Sentinel. A witness to the crash tracked Maloney's car to a parking spot and then called police. The arresting officer said he found an empty gallon jug of wine behind Maloney's driver's seat and "immediately smelled the strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from her person," according to WPTV. The report states that her eyes were glassy, bloodshot, and partially closed. The officer that drove Maloney to the police station noted that she asked him "How much do I need to pay you to just let me go? Don't you understand I am a school teacher?" She then allegedly offered to perform oral sex on him and allow him to fondle her breasts. Maloney was charged with driving under the influence, leaving the scene of a crash with damage, resisting an officer without violence, driving with a suspended license and attempted bribery of a public servant.
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02-25-2019, 03:21 PM	#847
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	I was in a band once called "Reckless Dentistry!" https://www.kmbc.com/article/police-...years/26515571 NORTH PORT, Fla. — Police in Florida say an illegal dental office being run out of the garage of a house has been shut down. WFLA reports an undercover officer posing as a patient discovered the full-service facility in the middle of a North Port neighborhood. The Bradenton Herald reports Enrique Sanabria Gravier, 48, and his wife Adriana Gutierrez Hoyos, 47, were arrested Tuesday on charges of practicing dentistry without a license and conspiracy to commit a felony. The Florida Department of Health received a tip that the couple had been running the unlicensed practice for five years. The couple is accused of performing extractions, braces and crowns. "Everything from a cleaning to even braces, items like that. So pretty in depth and certainly not being done with the right education, certification, insurance,” said Josh Taylor with the North Port Police Department. A probable cause affidavit says there was no medical insurance for the practice, and Gravier and Hoyos were not paying taxes. A dentist, Dr. Christian Becker, said people in need of dentistry who cannot afford it should take advantage of county-run clinics or free dental services offered by professionals. “It actually makes me sad for the most part because I can sympathize. I understand that it's not inexpensive to get a dental appointment,” said Becker.
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03-11-2019, 10:34 AM	#848
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. — A woman who shot a man because he was snoring too loudly is facing attempted murder charges, Brevard County deputies confirmed. Authorities said Lorie Morin, 47, of Cocoa, shot her boyfriend during a domestic violence incident Wednesday. When authorities arrived at their home on Emerald Lake Drive in unincorporated Cocoa, Morin and her boyfriend inferred the shooting was an accident. The man was taken to the hospital where he is still recovering from his injury but is in stable condition. Through an ongoing investigation by deputies, authorities discovered the pair, who had been drinking before the incident, had an argument over the victim snoring too loud. Authorities said Morin grabbed a shotgun and fired at her boyfriend, striking him. Morin is charged with attempted murder and aggravated battery. She is being held at the Brevard County Jail with no bond. https://www.kmbc.com/article/deputie...oudly/26784495
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03-18-2019, 02:58 PM	#849
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	This one is frickin' sick: A Florida kindergarten teacher and her boyfriend are facing charges that they made videos of themselves sexually abusing children. The Orlando Sentinel reports 34-year-old Audra Mabel is facing federal charges of creating child pornography and sexual exploitation of a child. Her 36-year-old boyfriend, Justin Ritchie, is charged with sexual assault of a child. Sanford police said a preschool-age relative of Ritchie told her mother he had abused her many times. Officers arrested him March 8 and say they found video on his cellphone of him assaulting the child. According to the Lansing State Journal, investigators seized Ritchie's digital devices and found pornographic material produced by both him and Mabel. Multiple videos involved a young child and were made by Mabel in 2017, when she was living in Michigan. Investigators say they also found video of Mabel abusing a young relative and one of her exposing herself in a Michigan first-grade classroom where she previously taught. She was hired in Florida in December. Mabel was a teacher at Spring Lake Elementary in Altamonte Springs. The district said it fired her immediately when it learned of her arrest. Officials told WFTV that while there is no evidence of her doing anything similar while teaching at Spring Lake Elementary, they contacted parents immediately. “It's too early to know whether there were or there weren't,” said Michael Lawrence with Seminole County Public Schools. "That's why we just want to take the precaution of making them aware and having those conversations with their students, with their children.” https://www.kmbc.com/article/seminol...-porn/26858316
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03-24-2019, 10:13 AM	#850
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	Attack of the poisonous toads! PALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. — Residents in a Florida neighborhood are terrified for the safety of their children and pets after they began seeing thousands of dime-sized toads plaguing their yards in Palm Beach Gardens. Jennifer Quasha says in the eight years she has lived in her neighborhood, she has never seen anything like this before. “I just can’t believe it! It’s just really gross. I feel like I don’t have a backyard. I don’t have a front yard. I feel if we don’t leave we’re confined to the indoors. I feel like the toads are taking over,” Quasha said. Quasha says her family noticed the toads Friday. “We woke up to tens of thousands of what we didn’t know at the time if they were frogs or toads at the time entering our swimming pool by the hundreds,” Quasha explained. The mother of three and her neighbors believe the little amphibians are Bufo toads. The species is commonly known for causing eye or irritation in children and harming pets. “If they are those toads they definitely are an issue,” said Ethan Howell, the manager of Florida Environmental Pest Management. “They are poisonous and they excrete a liquid from their glands and if that is ingested by (a) dog, it can be fatal.” Howell says a population explosion of this magnitude is very uncommon. But he says there are many factors that can cause the toads to reproduce quicker. “When the conditions are like they have been -- really high, influx of warm weather, up in the 80s and 90s and quite a bit of rain, which causes more standing water -- there’s more opportunities for them to reproduce,” Howell said. Quasha believes the lake directly behind her home is the causing the “infestation” of Bufo toads. When she reached out to the homeowners association to express her concerns she says they sent out a mass email stating, "This event is a natural course of nature not having anything to do with the ecosystem of the lake. The opinion is that this is an isolated occurrence not derived from the lake.” The email goes on to explain this situation has occurred in Mirasol before and they recommend residents hire a pest control specialist. “I’m hoping to find out if something was supposed to be done. If the owners of this lake and master association was supposed to be maintaining the lake and possibly pulling out the fish eggs from the lake and euthanizing the adult toads,” Quasha said. “I’m sure they couldn’t possibly get them all, but it would never be to this magnitude had they been doing so.” WPBF reached out to the neighborhood's management team, which said the board contacted a toad removal service and that trapping and netting the cane toads will begin Tuesday. Link: https://www.kmbc.com/article/a-plagu...MrI7bI02PVREOk
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