|
|
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
08-19-2019, 11:34 AM | #61 |
Rabbi Goldmann
Join Date: Nov 2012
Casino cash: $5450159
|
“Bitch n***a”
They’d call me that when I was pouting or sulking or didn’t get my way. Or when I whined about life being unfair |
Posts: 87,025
|
08-19-2019, 11:37 AM | #62 | |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
Casino cash: $1719900
|
Quote:
sec
__________________
"Mr. seclark. Wrong for gravy, wrong for jelly, wrong for biscuits." -rj "If every Planeteer who was disliked by another Planeteer stopped being a Planeteer we wouldn't have any Planeteers." -rj |
|
Posts: 13,399
|
08-19-2019, 11:38 AM | #63 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $6838598
|
"He doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.' /Truvy Jones.
__________________
We need the kind of courage that can withstand the subtle corruption of the cynics - E.W. |
Posts: 95,642
|
08-19-2019, 11:38 AM | #64 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Jul 2009
Casino cash: $2774064
|
My dad used "over yonder" so much I though it was an actual direction til I was in gradeschool.
|
Posts: 81,205
|
08-19-2019, 11:40 AM | #65 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $3348491
VARSITY
|
"I'm going to stomp a mudhole in him."
In fairness, threats of violence were rarely carried through.
__________________
I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit. |
Posts: 141,251
|
08-19-2019, 11:54 AM | #66 |
Politically Incorrect
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Casino cash: $2801110
|
"Stop crying or I'll really give you something to cry about"
"Stop eating so fast, no one is going to steal it from you." "Be still and go to sleep, it's not that hot out." "You have no idea how lucky you have it." "Quit trying to bullshit a bullshitter." "IF the Queen had balls she'd be the king." "I don't care if (INSERT NAME) is going. If (SAME NAME) jumps off the Brooklyn Bridge are you gonna jump too?" "WHY?!? BECAUSE I SAID SO, THAT'S WHY!" "Sometimes you think you were born on Easy Street." "You think the World owes you a living." "You want me to help you get a car? No problem, get a job and save enough to pay for it and I'll help you get to the dealership." "If I charged you rent, you would be homeless." "Don't talk back to your mother or else you'll have to deal with me." "Stop dilly dallying around and go finish (INSERT TASK)." "Leave some food for the everyone else." "Stop whining" "If bullshit was electricity, you'd be a powerhouse." "Just wait until your Father gets home!"
__________________
"The only difference between sex for free and sex for money is that sex for free costs you a WHOLE LOT more!" ~Redd Foxx~ "The men who drafted Patrick Mahomes" |
Posts: 50,426
|
08-19-2019, 11:56 AM | #67 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Tennessee
Casino cash: $6753759
|
"Remove the head and hands before you bag him."
FAX |
Posts: 44,492
|
08-19-2019, 11:57 AM | #68 |
"You like to drink?"
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
Casino cash: $3256869
|
Hotter than two sheep ****ing in a pepper patch.
__________________
Chiefs 2016 Opponents: Home: JAX, TEN, NO, TB, NYJ. Away: HOU, IND, ATL, CAR, PIT Chiefs 2017 Opponents: Home: BUF, MIA, PHI, WSH, AFC North. Away: NE, NYJ, NYG, DAL, AFC South |
Posts: 42,683
|
08-19-2019, 12:00 PM | #69 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: Austin, Texas
Casino cash: $3830400
|
My grandmother hated losing at cards, canasta, bridge, spades...anything. Besides trying to cheat her favorite saying was "Well, looks like I'm sucking hind tit!"
|
Posts: 6,374
|
1 0 |
08-19-2019, 12:07 PM | #70 |
Go Beavers!
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Warshington
Casino cash: $5708243
|
He had another one that I don't quite remember, something like "sufferin' cats", said when you would normally say "Dammit" ("Sufferin' cats, Carl ). I do remember it always made me think of Looney Toons' "Sufferin' Succotash".
|
Posts: 14,495
|
08-19-2019, 12:08 PM | #71 |
Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Barn Yard
Casino cash: $5709400
|
" Heavens to Murgatroyd " from the cartoon Snagglepuss, that caught on fast with the old folks in the 60's.
Hotter than a chili pepper. Slicker than owl shit on a hot tin roof. It's raining cats and dogs, still used today. Shut up so your brother can go to sleep! Stop talking, yur giving me a headache. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Some good ones in here gang, keep it going.
__________________
Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it.
John Lennon |
Posts: 36,979
|
08-19-2019, 12:33 PM | #72 |
Gimme My Berries Back!
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: None of your business
Casino cash: $3499963
|
“Neither a borrower nor a lender be..." ~ Shakespeare ( Mother)Don't remember any others but there could be more. Mom was an avid reader and both parents were amateur Shakespearean actors. |
Posts: 161,714
|
08-19-2019, 12:38 PM | #73 |
Psycho Bag Of Squanch
Join Date: Sep 2001
Casino cash: $9594244
|
"Don't tell your mother"
__________________
“Education is a weapon whose effect depends on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.” Joseph Stalin |
Posts: 69,591
|
1 0 |
08-19-2019, 12:40 PM | #74 | |||
Gimme My Berries Back!
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: None of your business
Casino cash: $3499963
|
I used to hear one of my aunts and other parents use that one on her kids.
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
She also used to say, "I'll beat you black and blue, until blood draws." She had eight of them and they drove her nuts, but they love her to death even to today. |
|||
Posts: 161,714
|
08-19-2019, 12:41 PM | #75 |
Immanentize The Eschaton
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: In Partibus Infidelium
Casino cash: $2255880
|
If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass every time he jumped.
You're/he's/she's just whistling past the graveyard. You/he/she couldn't hit the broad side of a barn. Like shit through a goose. Turd in a punch bowl. A day late and a dollar short. Well, bless his/her/your heart. |
Posts: 55,922
|
|
|