Tom Brady hates Ketchup

[chinaski]

Somebody one said never trust a man that doesn't drink. Well, I don't trust a man that doesn't like ketchup.

Mahomes, if you are reading this, take note...

Tom Brady has said he wants to play football into his 40s.
That certainly seems possible, with Brady and the Patriots playing some of their best ball in the past decade.

Brady, 39, owes his longevity to his intense preparation, particularly his diet.

Secrets of Brady's diet have been divulged before — he eats a ton of healthy food, he doesn't drink, and avocado ice cream is a treat.

But the extent of Brady's diet was revealed in a profile of Brady and Gisele Bündchen's personal chef, Allen Campbell, from The Boston Globe's Hilary Sargent, and it's shocking how strict it is.

"Eighty percent of what they eat is vegetables," Campbell told Sargent. "[I buy] the freshest vegetables. If it's not organic, I don't use it."

That doesn't include all vegetables, however — Brady's diet is so strict that the quarterback cuts out some of the everyday veggies people eat because they have a negative effect on his body.

"[Tom] doesn't eat nightshades, because they're not anti-inflammatory," Campbell said. "So no tomatoes, peppers, mushrooms, or eggplants. Tomatoes trickle in every now and then, but just maybe once a month. I'm very cautious about tomatoes. They cause inflammation."

Tomatoes maybe once a month, no peppers, mushrooms, or eggplants ever. It doesn't end there. Campbell also said Brady sometimes ate bananas but mostly stayed away from fruit. There's also no coffee, caffeine, or dairy in his diet.

Some aspects of the couple's diet sound good, however. Campbell said for snacks he would make vegetable sushi rolls, fruit rolls, or raw chocolate chip cookies. He said the couple's diet was also very seasonal, meaning in the winter he would make more dishes with red meats and root vegetables, while summer meals were lighter and more salad-based. Campbell also said that when the two travel out of town, he contacts hotel workers to give "the lowdown" on what to make for them.

Still, this is intense preparation from a star who is defining how to extend a career. If Brady is unable to play into his 40s, he can still rest assured he had the perseverance to stick to such a strict diet in hopes of maintaining his body.

https://www.businessinsider.com/tom-...-strict-2017-2

[Dr. Yu Weed Tard]

Originally Posted by dwwataz

Scrawny and looks like a man...

[Hammock Parties]

We're going to break Brady in twain at the 50.

Allen Bailey and Justin Houston are going to pin him down and feed him Gates.

[Dr. Yu Weed Tard]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

We're going to break Brady in twain at the 50.

Allen Bailey and Justin Houston are going to pin him down and feed him Gates.

With Extra Spicy sauce. And pickles.

Tom Terrific's butthole will blow like a weathered o-ring under pressure.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Haglund's_Spirit

With Extra Spicy sauce. And pickles.

Tom Terrific's butthole will blow like a weathered o-ring under pressure.

get him a doggie bag!!! yeah!!!

[RealSNR]

Are his kids' ****ing lips on the safe ingredient list? Because we know he loves those.

[Naptown Chief]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

Are his kids' ****ing lips on the safe ingredient list? Because we know he loves those.

[Eleazar]

I hate ketchup too.

There's no good reason to ever eat ketchup in a world where BBQ sauce exists.

[Naptown Chief]

Originally Posted by Eleazar

I hate ketchup too.

There's no good reason to ever eat ketchup in a world where BBQ sauce exists.

This guy gets it. Anything someone else puts ketchup on can, and should, be easily replaced with BBQ sauce.

[Frazod]

No wonder he's such a miserable prick.

[CoMoChief]

Brady is gonna get fisted right in his pussy hole.

[tooge]

Shows how much of an idiot Brady is. Tomato’s are super high in lycopene, of of the great anti oxidants. Lycopene is also an impressive anti inflammatory agent. Brady’s Chef is a moron

[T-post Tom]

Could Brady use ketchup for lube? If so, he'll be wanting it (nightshade or not) when Chris Jones comes raping.

[Marcellus]

No wonder he seems to be such a miserable ****.

[MahomesMagic]

Brady probably got this tomato thing from Dr. Gundry. Although Gundry thinks tomatoes are fine if you peel the skin and don't eat the seeds.

SMART PLANTS: TOMATO
Smart Plants | Gundry MDA new study on the defense mechanisms of tomato plants has showed that tomatoes can sense a predator from its bite, turn on an extra powerful chemical, send out a message to surrounding plants that a predator is on the loose, and – WARNING: this is where we enter horror film territory – even turn hungry caterpillars into cannibals!

In the study, scientists encouraged tomato plants to go into attack mode by spraying them with varying amounts of a chemical known as methyl jasmonate which they knew would amp up the defense mechanism quicker in the tomato plants. Once their defenses were on high alert they started to produce nasty proteins to protect themselves.2

Scientists then placed eight caterpillars on each plant and watched how the caterpillars would handle their food choices when faced with the toxic proteins. After a few days, the caterpillars decided to eat each other instead!
https://gundrymd.com/smart-plants/

[T-post Tom]

Originally Posted by tooge

Shows how much of an idiot Brady is. Tomato’s are super high in lycopene, of of the great anti oxidants. Lycopene is also an impressive anti inflammatory agent. Brady’s Chef is a moron

The folks vs. nightshades cite alkaloids as the problem. They are the plants' natutal insect repellent. Some think they contribute to autoimmune disorders. Not sure research completely supports the theory.