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View Poll Results: How many girlfriend/boyfriends have you had in your life?
0 - I'm a lone wolf. No one can pin me down. 0 0%
1 11 8.80%
2 14 11.20%
3 13 10.40%
4 19 15.20%
5 11 8.80%
6 4 3.20%
7 10 8.00%
8 7 5.60%
9 3 2.40%
10 to 15 12 9.60%
16 to 20 7 5.60%
21 to 25 - I'm kind of a slut. 3 2.40%
25 to 50 - I'm as free as a bird now, and this bird you can not change. 3 2.40%
More than 50, but most of that was when I was running Playboy. 6 4.80%
I do not have relationships in the common form. 2 1.60%
I don't know. I'll have to ask around. 0 0%
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Old 07-15-2019, 11:35 PM  
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How many girlfriends/boyfriends have you had?

I saw a clickbait thing that mentioned that Jerry Seinfeld had 73 different girlfriends on his show, and this was presented as being unrealistic.

How many girlfriend/boyfriends have you had in your life?

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We're not talking about people that you've gone on dates with, or people that you've stalked. This is not people you've woken up next to after a night of absinthe and ecstasy. We're also not talking about that weird but kind of hot way that women talk about female friends as "their girlfriend" when they're really just going to the mall together.

We're talking about people that you've dated for long enough that you would refer to the person in conversation as your girlfriend/boyfriend, and they would do the same. You would drink from the same straw as them. That sort of thing.
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Old 07-16-2019, 06:44 AM   #16
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Old 07-16-2019, 06:44 AM   #17
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Old 07-16-2019, 06:49 AM   #18
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3 following Rainman's guidelines. My high school sweetheart who found God after about 2.5 years then married another guy with the same first name as me, my 1st wife who died of CF almost 30 years ago and my common-law wife who I have been with for 22+ years now. I've "known" several more but it seems like I was always the nice guy who had lots of female friends but not very many of liked me "that way".
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Old 07-16-2019, 06:51 AM   #19
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Old 07-16-2019, 06:52 AM   #20
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Old 07-16-2019, 07:03 AM   #21
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Old 07-16-2019, 08:01 AM   #22
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More small numbers than I'd have expected from this group of Casanova's with 12 inch johnsons...

3. About 6 months, about 9 months and now a hair over 20 years. Gotta catch 'em too young and stupid to know they could do better, gents.

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My first date with my wife was my Junior Prom, she was a sophomore at the time. That was 25 years ago. She's the only one I'd consider as having been my girlfriend. Dated her for 6 years before we got married.
Apart from the 2 girls I datet prior to my Junior Prom, this is pretty much a carbon copy of me. First date wasn't even the junior prom, though - it was the afterprom party for my junior prom because I had broken up with the girl prior to her a couple weeks previously and had been friendly with her for several months so I didn't want to try to force a short notice prom date (she was a soph so hadn't been making plans for it). Dated my Senior year, 4 years of college, 1 year of law school and then got married.
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Old 07-16-2019, 08:03 AM   #23
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More small numbers than I'd have expected from this group of Casanova's with 12 inch johnsons...

3. About 6 months, about 9 months and now a hair over 20 years. Gotta catch 'em too young and stupid to know they could do better, gents.
Casanovas with 12 inch johnsons don't have "girlfriends"

They have "encounters"
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Old 07-16-2019, 08:07 AM   #24
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They have "encounters"
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Old 07-16-2019, 08:11 AM   #25
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Old 07-16-2019, 08:23 AM   #26
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Old 07-16-2019, 08:25 AM   #27
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Yeah, shoulda read the OP before voting. I've only had 7 to 10 "girlfriends". Fortunately, I adhere to the CP definition....LOTS of conquests. BUT it really wasn't my fault.

I worked at Worlds of Fun for several years. Back then, lot's of "the popular" people did. Imagine 3000 seasonal employees, 1/2 of which were female and just out from under mommy and daddies thumb... Then College, then the restaurant industry. I regret very few......
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Old 07-16-2019, 08:46 AM   #28
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If I’m holding her down and I remove my hand from her mouth and she doesn’t scream does that count as a girlfriend?


Also, what about the ones that wake up all droggie, a bad taste in their mouth and panties around their ankles?
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Old 07-16-2019, 09:14 AM   #29
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