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Detoxing 31 50.00%
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Old 07-10-2018, 08:21 AM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 18 - Detoxing versus canoworms
Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is.

Venue - A coastal beach
Starting Distance - 81 feet

Detoxing

Main Weapon - Two fist-sized rocks, one of which has a slightly sharp edge
Backup Weapon - 20 sharp small ninja stars

Prep Time - 14 seconds
Special Factors - None

canoworms

Main Weapon - The thigh bone of a large ape
Backup Weapon - BB gun with 50 BBs, each of which is coated with enough poison to slow a person down by 4 percentage points

Prep Time - 9 Minutes
Special Factors - You're wearing an eye patch on your right eye, which you can't remove
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Old 07-10-2018, 04:18 PM   #76
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And these are the lovely ladies that will be taking me to get soft serve after i turn your skull into sand shell fragments.



Look, it even looks like they're saying, "Detox you're so ****ing amazing! Lets get soft serve from DQ!"
That's where they'll have to get a foot long too
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Old 07-10-2018, 04:19 PM   #77
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Old 07-10-2018, 04:21 PM   #78
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What 40 time you clocking in soft sand?
No idea. But i've played so much football on the beach that it's like 2nd nature. My beach-footwork is dialed in.
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Old 07-10-2018, 04:28 PM   #79
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Does the slow effect of the poison stack with each BB?


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Old 07-10-2018, 04:29 PM   #80
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The first weapons man had were rocks. The club in an improvement or People would have stuck to rocks.
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Old 07-10-2018, 04:30 PM   #81
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Old 07-10-2018, 04:32 PM   #82
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The first weapons man had were rocks. The club in an improvement or People would have stuck to rocks.
You have an aids infested monkey bone. Quite trying to glamorize your meager "weapon".
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Old 07-10-2018, 04:33 PM   #83
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Ah geez it's freakin' tied up again.
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Ah geez it's freakin' tied up again.
That's because you're not "detoxing" fast enough to overcome the effects of my poison. Makes you feel helpless, huh?
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That's because you're not "detoxing" fast enough to overcome the effects of my poison. Makes you feel helpless, huh?
Don't need poison when a rock is a one hitter quitter.

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