Chiefs Dumb Broad hits 10 year old w/bottle @Arrowhead

Dr. Yu Weed Tard · 01-15-2019, 07:36 AM

https://www.kctv5.com/news/boy-hit-b...5f55718c9.html

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KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) -- A Topeka mom and dad are calling for changes at Arrowhead Stadium after their 10-year-old son was hit by a beer bottle.

It sent the Kaeden McCaleb to a local hospital and a confrontation happened between his parents and the person who threw the aluminum bottle.

Which one of you assholes brought this dumb broad to the game?

**loochy** · 01-15-2019, 07:37 AM

Calling for changes? What, ban assholes? Don't blame the stadium for the actions of assholes.

TambaBerry · 01-15-2019, 07:39 AM

oh no your kid got a little beat up by a ****ing idiot CALL FOR CHANGE!

Sweet Daddy Hate · 01-15-2019, 07:41 AM

If only we could create an "asshole detector"...

Dr. Yu Weed Tard · 01-15-2019, 07:41 AM

Gonna have to go back to those weird plastic bottles again.

Eleazar · 01-15-2019, 07:42 AM

They'll probably get prime seats for the AFCC for the whole family, you can give me a scar for that if you want.

(kidding, already got a ticket

)

**loochy** · 01-15-2019, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Eleazar

They'll probably get prime seats for the AFCC for the whole family, you can give me a scar for that if you want.

At the AFCCG, the kid wouldn't need an icepack for his head...he could just let the air take care of it. No swelling!

Dr. Yu Weed Tard · 01-15-2019, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate

If only we could create an "asshole detector"...

According to mine, over 90% percent of the entire world population apparently qualifies.

Mine works really well.

Dr. Yu Weed Tard · 01-15-2019, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy

At the AFCCG, the kid wouldn't need an icepack for his head...he could just let the air take care of it. No swelling!

Tom Brady will gladly kiss that booboo.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 01-15-2019, 07:44 AM

I was kind of upset and then I read "aluminum bottle" and promptly shifted to "rub some dirt on it, kid". Because you KNOW the dumb broad in question couldn't have had more than a sip if even that left in that $8.00 "bottle" of spud light. I'm not throwing my $8.00 beer at ANYONE.

Except maybe Tom Brady, but that's a different story.

Dr. Yu Weed Tard · 01-15-2019, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate

I was kind of upset and then I read "aluminum bottle" and promptly shifted to "rub some dirt on it, kid". Because you KNOW the dumb broad in question couldn't have had more than a sip if even that left in that $8.00 "bottle" of spud light. I'm not throwing my $8.00 beer at ANYONE.

Except maybe Tom Brady, but that's a different story.

Seriously, though. Anyone spending $8 on a 12 Oz Bud Light should have their head examined, anyway.

The pro tip is to bring in your flask, buy one $5 soda in the collector cup, then drink all game long.

Duh.

Don Corlemahomes · 01-15-2019, 07:48 AM

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Kaeden was rushed to The University of Kansas Hospital where doctors used six stitches to close his lip. Kaeden’s father says doctors were in shock too.

OH MY GOD SHUT THE **** UP

Don Corlemahomes · 01-15-2019, 07:49 AM

But yeah, the woman who threw the bottle is a ****ing clown.

KCUnited · 01-15-2019, 07:50 AM

Kaeden? Should've thrown it at the parents.

Dr. Yu Weed Tard · 01-15-2019, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist

OH MY GOD SHUT THE **** UP

If my doctor goes "into shock" over a split lip, I need a new doctor.

01-15-2019, 07:37 AM	#2
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Sweet Daddy Hate Unsparing Join Date: Aug 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	I was kind of upset and then I read "aluminum bottle" and promptly shifted to "rub some dirt on it, kid". Because you KNOW the dumb broad in question couldn't have had more than a sip if even that left in that $8.00 "bottle" of spud light. I'm not throwing my $8.00 beer at ANYONE. Except maybe Tom Brady, but that's a different story. __________________ 1. Merciless, severe. 2. Given freely and generously. 100% refusal to overrate 20 year Head Coaches with ZERO **ing rings as a Head Coach. CP's Official Professor of 'Dem Blues for 2019/2020!**
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Don Corlemahomes Veteran Join Date: May 2014 Casino cash: $10025348	But yeah, the woman who threw the bottle is a ****ing clown. __________________ Damn, Chiefs
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KCUnited Cheat Death Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Land of Drincoln Casino cash: $2368244	Kaeden? Should've thrown it at the parents.
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