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02-08-2019, 04:09 PM | #16 |
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02-08-2019, 04:12 PM | #17 |
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True story.
Friend of mine worked line service at an airport FBO in the LA area, interestingly enough, he's from KC too. That is besides the point. This story probably happened 20 or 30 years ago... Anyway, Liz Taylor got off of a jet one night, very drunk (apparently), and needed to use the restroom. It was an overnight shift, and my buddies work partner had just finished cleaning the restrooms. They were spotless, as he puts it. After Liz Taylor was finished in the restroom, she stumbled into a Limo and left. However... There was a single pubic hair on the toilet of the ladies restroom. They managed to put it in a small jar and labeled it LTP for Liz Taylor Pube. True Story. I've got another story from the same guy that involves a Royal Turd, but I'll save that one. |
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02-08-2019, 04:12 PM | #18 |
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Possible scenario for this disgusting happenstance.
1.) man walks up to urinal, unzips. 2.) man pulls out his junk. 3.) a loose pube sticks to his fingers as does so. 4.) as his hand goes up to the flush handle, or just to rest on the wall, the pube falls to the upper porcelain. What puzzles me is that sometimes urinals are placed unnaturally high or unnaturally low. I'm about average hight and i've used urinals where I felt I had to aim up to avoid hitting the floor and I've also had ones where I felt I had to aim low to avoid hitting the top of the urinal. This occurs in <5% of installations - I tend to think it was by a non-professional - but they are in public restrooms like restaurants, gas stations, etc.
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02-08-2019, 04:31 PM | #19 |
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It's much more concerning finding them in your salad.
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02-08-2019, 04:32 PM | #20 | |
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02-08-2019, 04:51 PM | #22 |
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Maybe the dude was just really really tall??
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02-08-2019, 04:54 PM | #23 |
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02-08-2019, 05:12 PM | #24 |
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02-08-2019, 05:14 PM | #25 |
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yes...you're supposed to pick one and if it's longer replace it...didnt you get the memo?
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02-08-2019, 05:16 PM | #26 |
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I remember the boss bought us all pizzas from Antonio's 43rd and Main at the time and damn good. No shit opened 1st box and a pube is laying right on top the cheese. I could never eat that pizza again. Guy just dug in around it even when pointed out.
As for the pube probably those stupid gay slim fits. Dudes cant get to the unshorts fly so they pull down the underwear to piss pulling out a hair sticks to finger and drops at the flush. Some fine detective work huh.
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02-08-2019, 05:21 PM | #27 |
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pubes..? pffft
what about piss on the floor? ....sometimes I have to take the alpha male stance on steroids just to get close enough to piss. slobs. |
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02-08-2019, 05:24 PM | #29 |
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