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11-10-2023, 07:30 PM | #2 |
George Brett shit his pants
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I would be quite embarrassed to start a museum about myself, even if I wasn't a butt****ing moron and famous.
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11-10-2023, 07:31 PM | #3 |
Beyond the Rapids
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Honestly, the older I get, the more I realize that I could fill entire wings with “stupid things I said and did”.
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11-10-2023, 07:33 PM | #4 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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My embalmed penis of course
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11-10-2023, 07:37 PM | #5 |
MVP
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Off topic, this reminds me of the thing I hated most in my career. You know the rubber chicken businessy lunch where you have a big circular table of about eight people who don't know each other well and you feel like you're required to participate in a conversation you care nothing about. Gawd I hated those.
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11-10-2023, 07:39 PM | #6 |
Politically Incorrect
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11-10-2023, 07:40 PM | #7 |
What's up braj?
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Lunch receipts I’m proud of
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11-10-2023, 07:41 PM | #8 |
Politically Incorrect
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11-10-2023, 07:44 PM | #9 |
What's up braj?
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Plaques commemorating all my years in IT (30)
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11-10-2023, 07:48 PM | #10 |
Would an idiot do that?
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11-10-2023, 07:56 PM | #11 |
Generational Player
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I'd have to start with how I made my first big score at the racetrack on my 21st birthday, leading me to eventually become the richest and most powerful man on the planet.
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11-10-2023, 08:43 PM | #12 |
Fish are scared of me
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Well, I guess it would contain a wall of all my Baseball and Tennis trophies from my early years and then as we cross into the next room there would be a mantel with a pair of rubber boots, a thermos and a latex glove. The End , ThankYou for visiting.
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11-10-2023, 08:58 PM | #13 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Had no idea you were gay Hog, but as many Hog's you've jacked off, I should have expected it
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11-10-2023, 09:10 PM | #14 |
Fish are scared of me
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11-10-2023, 09:32 PM | #15 |
Stay down bitch!
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The headboard I broke banging your mom!
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