58. Donger
A CHIEFS PLANET EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH DONGER!
SNR: Donger, thanks for being here, tonight! We all greatly appreciate it.
Donger: You're welcome.
S: Now, you're originally from the UK, yes? What would you say is the underlying cultural message purported by American media when they constantly cast British actors as villains?
D: Hmm?
S: You're British, yes?
D: I'm American.
S: But you grew up in the UK?
D: Yes.
S: You've seen good guy/bad guy movies before, yes? A couple of them?
D: Yes.
S: Have you noticed the trend of villains in these movies being played by British actors?
D: No.
S: Well, there is. And I was wondering if you had an opinion on that.
D: I really haven't noticed or thought about that sort of thing.
S: Can you at least hypothetically imagine the American movie industry creating that sort of trend in action movies? Then can you speculate using your experiences as a British-born person currently living in America as an American citizen why that might be the case?
D: Why?
S: It's part of the interview. That's a question I chose to ask because I thought it would be interesting. I thought it would reveal some things about who you are as a person. That's the purpose of this interview.
D: Okay.
S: So what about bad guys in American films being played by British actors?
D: I don't know. You'll have to ask them. I'm not an actor, nor am I British.
S: Oh for ****'s sake. Let's just move on. You're famous for your legendary feud with chiefs4me. Can you explain to people more about that and why she frustrated you so much?
D: I never had a problem with chiefs4me.
S: What? I saw you get upset with her at times. You called her names.
D: I did? Link?
S: I'm not going to waste time searching for one. I know you did.
D: Okay.
S: So you've got nothing?
D: I'm not sure what you're asking.
S: Why did you get so angry with chiefs4me all the time?
D: I was angry with her?
S: Yes, you were.
D: I don't recall that ever happening.
S: Again, moving on. You've been ranked #58 on the list of Chiefs Planet's Top 101 Posters. How do you feel about that ranking?
D: It's fine.
S: You don't think you should be higher or lower?
D: Should I?
S: Yes. I think you should try to advance the conversation a bit by answering the questions. That's the entire purpose of an interview, wouldn't you say?
D: Sure, that's fair. What do you want to know?
S: I want to know if you would care to share your opinion on your #58 ranking.
D: No, I don't care.
S: And that's it. Thank you and good night, Chiefs Planet!