Phobia

Dude, Frankie is a lot smarter than everyone else. He just has a propensity to type really stupid shit on the internet. But if you hung out with him in RL, everything would be all smart-guy stuff, all the time. For instance, he could start a really giant bonfire and leap over that like the real Palestinians from his homeland but he's very conservative and builds a wee-little Jack-jumped-over-a-candlestick fire. That's smart right there. Hardly any misfortunate accidents plus smores directly after the flag burning event.