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Old 06-12-2017, 03:27 PM   #136
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After thinking about it, for my assignment of 691 B.C., I will travel to the heart of Mayan Civilization, which was at the height of its power. With my white skin, I will be worshipped as a God. Perhaps Kukulcan, who the Mayan's described as having white skin (check), blue eyes (check) and white hair (nope, but I could dye it I guess) in his human form.

My mission while I'm with the Mayans is to preserve as many of the Mayan Codices as I can. When the Spanish arrived in the early 1500s they burned almost all of the Mayan Codices, which represents a huge blow to our understanding of the Meso-American cultures today.
Oh, good call. We'll still lose 1,000 years of Mayan history, but we can keep the early stuff. And maybe you can meet the alien overlords who descended among the Mayans with their European features.

Or not that I think about it, maybe you'll be that alien overlord and they're just recording you already.
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